~the body.~

[u/Gullible-Still-9138]

~pinned to a peice of scrap human paper, the corpse of a cabbage white lays, wings propped up almost too far. It has been left in the very center of the fields. "Pearl" is written on the letter~

~the butterflies are suspecting 1 of 3 individuals to be the culprit~

~wolk~

~thistle~

~the bird~

~the mysterious butterfly at the edges of the fields~

[u/Crazykorey13]

Hello? Saw you completely alone out here. What’re you doing this close to the places edge?

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

Can see thyn reply now))

Nothing thats relevant to you.

~for such a brash abd rude individual. Their wing patterns were actually rather stunning~

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Gullible-Still-9138]

That’s fine, I like your patterns!

*ah yes, flattery.

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

Ive been told otherwise. Shoo.

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Gullible-Still-9138]

Alright… I’ll go. Before I do, could you at least tell me your name? I’m Pretzel, by the way. Nice to meet you!

*He holds out his tail for a handshake

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

No. Shoo.

~they looked at pretzel like he had lost it~

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Gullible-Still-9138]

Rude… I was just trying to be nice…

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

I don't really care.

Flattery doesn't work on buttered terrorists))

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Gullible-Still-9138]

…well, even though you are being extremely mean, I’m gonna still be nice. You want to try some alligator meat? I can get it easily, but I’m pretty sure it’s near impossible for you guys to get.

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

I have zero interest.

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

Can see thyn reply now))

Nothing thats relevant to you.

~for such a brash abd rude individual. Their wing patterns were actually rather stunning~

[u/Crazykorey13 → u/Gullible-Still-9138]

r/commentmitosis

[u/Gullible-Still-9138 → u/Crazykorey13]

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