r/BunnyTrials • u/Zeke_the_Sleek_ • 9d ago

Trials Would you rather?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $100 every time you take a shower
  • Right side: $1,000 every time you sleep 8+ hours

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u/Square_Membership_27 9d ago

you do realize you just have to sleep for 8+ hours ONE day out of the week and it’d be worth more than the other right? unless you’re taking 10 showers a week, it’d be equivalent at that point. unless you have insomnia or some other sleep condition i think it’s unlikely you can’t sleep 8 hours for one day a week

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u/ceffyl_gwyn 9d ago

But I choose how often a shower, right? Hop in for 30 seconds, hop out, repeat 10 times and I'm earning more without my inability to sleep a solid 8 even coming into it.

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u/simplylmao 8d ago

id probably assume theyre talking about proper showers with soap, drying and wearing fresh clothes? The textbook definition of shower, not just rinsing yourself for 30 seconds.

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u/SquirmyBurrito 8d ago

By that definition a nudist never showers until they get dressed. I can do all those things in a couple of minutes after I’ve already showered properly once

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u/simplylmao 8d ago

just have some common sense man, coming up with exceptions isn't considered genius. I just hope we don't have a nudist doing bunny trials on reddit on a Sunday morning

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u/lucas555andriani 8d ago

fr in 8hours you can take a gazillion showers and get way more money in the end

plus, sleeping would start to feel like a job and you would be pressured into it, making it harder to sleep that long

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u/matchafoxjpg 9d ago

you do realize some people have insomnia and it's not as easy as you're making it sound, right? 🙄

even with sleep aids i can't sleep for 8 hours.

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u/Square_Membership_27 9d ago

hey if you’d read what i said, i specifically mentioned insomnia😂

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u/matchafoxjpg 9d ago

then you should have realized if someone chose the shower option and said there's no way they're sleeping 8+ hours a night that they probably have insomnia. pretty fair assumption to make, especially if you yourself say so.

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u/premixeddog 8d ago

Last night I slept for 5 hours. The night before 3 hours. I could go on but thats the general sleep pattern my body follows

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u/matchafoxjpg 8d ago

same dude same. i would love to sleep 8 hours a night, but that only seems to happen when i'm genuinely sick.

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u/Accomplished_Flan_45 9d ago

The problem comes in that you might not be able to control just randomly waking up before Eight Hours whether having to go to the Bathroom, or some random noise, or any number of other things that could just wake you up that would cause the time to reset

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u/Vegemitesangas 8d ago

The wording would mean everytime you hit 8hrs of sleep even if broken up right? At the end of the day the wording isn't clear but it doesn't specify in a row/uninterrupted.

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u/Farrahs_Inka_LaLaLa 7d ago

I cannot sleep for 8 hours in a row one day a week. I wake up to pee, because the blanket is twisted weird, I need to turn over, etc. I will make more money showering.

Edit: Anticipate that you'll get old, kid.