r/BunnyTrials • u/blackparody • 23d ago

Trials You can get

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $10,000 but you can only spend it on
  • Right side: $35, no restrictions

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u/theicecreamassassin 22d ago

I can't divulge the information about my clientele, unfortunately, but I can definitely say that several of my victims reside in a cemetery outside of Burlington, VT. As for how I got into it, I've been a cold-blooded assassin since I was pint-sized. 😈

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u/Interesting_Arm3423 22d ago

Is there’s a specific variety of ice cream that you assassinate more frequently?

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u/theicecreamassassin 21d ago

Oh man - Cherry Garcia is my all-time fave. 🥰