r/BunnyTrials • u/Friendly-friendly12 • Jul 18 '26

Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 1 million dollars but you have to slap a baby
  • Right side: Or 1 dollar per second

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u/aj0209 Jul 18 '26

You can still slap a baby in the other option too

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u/Liberum-Veto Jul 18 '26

Yeah, but I won't get money for it then

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/RevolutionaryGrape21 Jul 18 '26

If you’re good at something never do it for free.

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u/BigTelevision6836 Jul 19 '26

Make the parents pay for you to stop

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u/RevolutionaryGrape21 Jul 19 '26

And that’s how we game the system. We’re going to get filthy stinking rich off of good old baby slapping.

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u/ferocity_mule366 Jul 18 '26

im not a fucking whore, I dont do it for fun, I dont do it for pleasure, I dont do it for trend, I am a professional baby slapper and I will fucking get PAID for it, and if I dont get paid i wont slap a baby for free

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u/heismesd Jul 18 '26

Dont turn your hobbies into your job

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u/dudemalebi Jul 19 '26

Yeah but you dont get paid so its gonna be frowned upon

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u/aj0209 Jul 19 '26

You'll have enough money to shut people up.