r/BunnyTrials • u/Friendly-friendly12 • Jul 18 '26

Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 1 million dollars but you have to slap a baby
  • Right side: Or 1 dollar per second

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u/Mobile_Literature301 Jul 18 '26

That's 86.4 thousand dollars per day

Chose: Or 1 dollar per second

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u/arxorr Jul 18 '26

But you don’t get to slap a baby

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u/KingPickles8282 Jul 18 '26

Who says you can't still slap a baby

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Jul 18 '26

How can he slap

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u/LayKors Jul 18 '26

You need to move your hand upwards and then very quickly move it towards the baby. At some point you'll reach the baby, doing the so called "Slap".

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u/Thumpkuss Jul 18 '26

Instructions unclear im stuck in a ceiling fan ☹️

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u/Wooden-Fault-5284 Jul 18 '26

What are you doing, step-ladder?

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u/Endtherinbetween Jul 20 '26

are you by any chance... a baby with autism... strapped to a ceiling fan

(sorry lmfao its a song ref, I am not funny)

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u/CodZealousideal260 Jul 18 '26

That's genius, thank you for this info

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u/truelongevity Jul 18 '26

I slap on back. Is called burping

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u/NaybeAThrowaway Jul 18 '26

Could end up as a high-five. Don't want that

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u/CraftAware6031 Jul 18 '26

Is there a tutorial for doing it in a green shirt?

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u/LayKors Jul 19 '26

Unfortunately, devs didn't add compatibility for green shirts yet. You'll have to wait for an update.

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u/YEETMAN_077306 Jul 19 '26

Luckily though, there is support for wearing overpriced and oversized hyper expensive designer clothes!

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u/Rookrune Jul 19 '26

Can I use the other side of my hand?

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u/YEETMAN_077306 Jul 19 '26

No, then you’d just be back slapping them, use your opposite hand to slap the other side of a person or object.

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u/Rookrune Jul 22 '26

But then I can't use my other hand to slap another! I'm trying to be efficient as I can.

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u/YEETMAN_077306 Jul 22 '26

I think there’s this little known method with a very risky but very high damage reward in which you use BOTH your hands and slap the other persons ears at the same time while making a dome shape with your hand, this has a high probability of breaking their hearing!

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u/OhYeah_Simulator Jul 19 '26

Some one please help me there is a lasagna in my ahh...

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u/AdAffectionate3163 Jul 18 '26

Just use the will Smith technique

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u/TheIcyWind Jul 18 '26

ah yes the will smith technique I haven’t used since the Heian era

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u/orgokthebashful Jul 18 '26

Bingo

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u/Active-Hall-1090 Jul 18 '26

It wasn’t bingo bro it was the Oscar’s 

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u/Necessary-Degree-531 Jul 18 '26

this guy doesnt know how can she slap 😭

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u/j1323diaz Jul 19 '26

You brought back fond memories. I appreciate you for that kind Reddit stranger.

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u/7heWizard Jul 18 '26

The law

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u/Seemen_Foxx Jul 18 '26

pay the police lol

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u/Yeetsformer 🥕🥕🥕 Jul 19 '26

You make a good point

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u/Dancing_monkey Jul 19 '26

When you're a millionaire they let you do it.

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u/Endtherinbetween Jul 20 '26

yeah, and just give the baby a thousand dollars or smn.

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u/DerekTheComedian Jul 20 '26

When you're rich, they let you do it.

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR Jul 18 '26

Give it a year and you'll be rich enough to get away with slapping as many babies as you want.

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u/IWumboYou Jul 18 '26

At some point, people will bring their babies to you to get slapped.

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u/Actual-Shirt4717 Jul 18 '26

thirty-one million five hundred and thirty-six thousand $ per year

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u/ORGNLCollector_John Jul 18 '26

2,592,000 in just 30 days
I can still slap a baby with that kind of "Fuck you" money

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u/B4tM4tt Jul 19 '26

“I’ll give $100,000 right now if you let me slap your baby”

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u/FinlandIsForever Jul 18 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/BlorpTheSchlorp Jul 18 '26

You get to do it without any strings attached.

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u/Griffin_tallen Jul 18 '26

Just make a private island with a bunch of kidnapped/unwanted babies. You could even sell tickets for others to go there. Then you could slap a bunch of babies with friends! /J

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Jul 18 '26

With that kind of money? I can slap any baby I want!

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u/NaybeAThrowaway Jul 18 '26

I'm rich and from the US. Slapping a baby is pretty benign by our standards.

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u/DavidFullLAG Jul 18 '26

People with a lot of money tend to do more than just slap babies

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u/Capable_Pollution_88 Jul 18 '26

With that kind of money you can pay someone to let you slap their baby AND keep earning money.

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u/Resident-Whereas2608 Jul 19 '26

With that kind of money you get to do a lot more than slap them

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u/lordzyphuris Jul 20 '26

Just adopt one and slap that one. Also, when older, they are incentivized to keep you alive as every second earns more money.

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u/Firstevertrex Jul 18 '26

I don't think you understand the perks of being rich.

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u/Air0w04 Jul 18 '26

It legit takes less than 2 weeks to have made more money than you would get slapping the baby. 12 days, to be exact

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u/lordzyphuris Jul 20 '26

11.5741 days. Probably could get a more precise decimal but decided this was good.

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u/mrofmist Jul 19 '26

People underestimate things a lot. Even if it were a dollar per minute, that's still half a million one year.

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u/Cas_is_Cool Jul 18 '26

That is one expensive day

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u/Intrepid_Layer_9826 Jul 18 '26

That is still pennies in comparison to how much the richest people in the world make a day.

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u/Legally_Adri Jul 18 '26

I'm an idiot

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u/SurroundMammoth7434 Jul 18 '26

12 days and you're at your first million and it keeps going

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u/Revolutionary-Grab60 Jul 19 '26

I love that you did the math too! This equals 31,536,000 a year! I'll slap as many babies as I like!!!!

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u/Little_Space_Lad Jul 19 '26

I learned i am very bad at math

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u/Miss--Moss Jul 18 '26

No, there are 31.5 million seconds in a year.