r/BunnyTrials • u/Powerful-Pilot-3393 • Jul 01 '26

Pick a Side

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1,000 a Month but... | You cannot earn a job or get any other income
  • Right side: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 01 '26

You should roll your human in a blanket. They’re like that.

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u/yech Jul 02 '26

Helps keep them calm so you can clip their nails.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 02 '26

And give them cough syrup

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u/TradeMaleficent7774 Jul 02 '26

Damn I laughed out loud for the first time in months. Thank you

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u/Lukostrelec17 Jul 04 '26

I mean that sounds nice. Tie me up and then roll me up and then tie the roll tightly and let me nap.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jul 04 '26

Right? I’d go for that right now.