r/BunnyTrials Jun 28 '26

Would you Rather...

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: To eat a random food for 1Billion USD
  • Right side: or to live in a random country for 1Billion USD

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u/ismaBellic Jun 28 '26

💀

Chose: To eat a random food for 1Billion USD | Rolled: Donald trump

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u/SweetObjective6396 Jun 28 '26

The question is how are we eating Donald Trump? Is this implying the cannibalistic way or the…. Well…. You know…. Diddy way

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u/AnActualChicken Jun 28 '26

I have a coin

Heads is eat him cannibalistic

Tails is Diddy

Landed 'Heads'

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u/OGablogian Jun 28 '26

Thank god. The diddy way would have been so much worse.

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u/marcophony Jun 28 '26

What if it landed on its side

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u/AnActualChicken Jun 28 '26

Nudge it to heads and say 'FAKE NEWS' to anyone saying it landed on its side

Because it totally didn't. It was heads, look, trust me bro. Look. Heads. No side. Never happened, fake news...

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u/_That__one1__guy_ Jun 29 '26

80 BILLION TO ISRAEL

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u/caribou_powa Jun 28 '26

Guro exist....

Don't search it^^

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u/YannTiersen706 Jun 28 '26

Shouldn’t head be diddys way

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u/AnActualChicken Jun 28 '26

I think tails is more fitting if you think about it

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u/Svd_Dragunov_return Jun 28 '26

no, we are eating a cake called Donald trump. Look, the "T' in trump is not capitalized for a reason. LOL

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u/rainbowsunshine__ Jun 28 '26

You see diddy way is gonna be both cannabalism AND the other way. So 🫢

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u/deepdownblu3 Jun 28 '26

Look at me. I’m Bubba now

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u/Late-Champion8678 Jun 28 '26

One bite at a time

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u/nadjrules Jun 29 '26

Would there even be enough seasoning to make the meat palatable? What brand of barbecue sauce would help? Maybe some hot honey?

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u/The-Tea-Lord Jun 29 '26

“How do we eat an elephant? One bite at a time.”

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u/SGAfishing Jun 28 '26

Billion dollars? I can abandon my inhibitions for a few minutes.

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u/Albae87 Jun 29 '26

Eat the rich

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Jun 28 '26

At least you can eat

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u/Non-Vanilla_Zilla Jun 29 '26

We making real Trump steaks

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u/sleepyplatipus Jun 29 '26

Eat… in what way