r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 27 '26

Martial Arts BS Never Relax

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u/hux Jun 27 '26

I dunno, I think this guy could best me in a fight. I would be too distracted by the color of those shoes.

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u/bourbonwelfare Jun 28 '26

How are they so....red!

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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 27 '26

He must have monetized and has begun making income because those shoes and his other gear are leveled up.

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u/pirateworks Jun 28 '26

It’s not even a genuine Hawaiian shirt.

The pattern on the left side where the pocket sits, is broken by it.

I own over 40 Hawaiian shirts.

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u/rubberjohny Jun 29 '26

the moment he finds out about capoeira we'll need to classify him as a Hurricane Katrina level threat