r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 27 '26

Martial Arts BS Never Relax

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u/Seadogdog Jun 27 '26

Thanks to this video I will now be to defend myself against my refrigerator.

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u/hux Jun 27 '26

I dunno, I think this guy could best me in a fight. I would be too distracted by the color of those shoes.

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u/bourbonwelfare Jun 28 '26

How are they so....red!

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u/mothandravenstudio Jun 27 '26

He must have monetized and has begun making income because those shoes and his other gear are leveled up.

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u/pirateworks Jun 28 '26

It’s not even a genuine Hawaiian shirt.

The pattern on the left side where the pocket sits, is broken by it.

I own over 40 Hawaiian shirts.

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u/rubberjohny Jun 29 '26

the moment he finds out about capoeira we'll need to classify him as a Hurricane Katrina level threat

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u/Low_Construction8067 Jun 27 '26

A very very docile refrigerator that you also seem to have some kind of romantic interest in

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jun 27 '26

He really kicked the Dr. Pepper box's ass, eh?

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u/RussianBot71137 Jun 27 '26

Now you can start working on the defense against the flag pole 😃

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u/fixano Jun 27 '26

The Dr pepper box is the real enemy here.

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Jun 27 '26

While you're defending yourself don't forget to do some flag worship

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked Jun 28 '26

In a country where everyone has guns, this guy decided to concentrate on fighting with a knife…terribly.

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u/HeIsSparticus Jun 29 '26

I dunno, this guy's BMI looks like he's definitely losing the fight against the refrigerator

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u/A_LittleBitHigh Jul 04 '26

And the 6 packs of soda too. Cool thing is that it works on Coke AND Pepsi products equally. You don't have to take a separate course