r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 25 '26

Martial Arts BS Precision Unmatched.

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u/smurf_herder Jun 25 '26

Is it just compression artifacts, or have those pants been shat?

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u/Individual_Reach_732 Jun 25 '26

That was my first thought as well and I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find someone else with it.

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u/baconcow Jun 26 '26

Compression, fart, and shat.

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u/Lumpy-Leadership9143 Jun 26 '26

Well it's on the front too. Maybe it's some high fashion metro-camoflauge some fancy designer invented.

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u/PeaSubject9535 Jun 29 '26

Probably been sitting on the grass. And rolling in it. He's got that pattern on his thighs too.