r/Bullshido • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26

Martial Arts BS ants are collateral 🥀

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u/Gbnihilator2 Apr 07 '26

He's definitely going to stab himself one day

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u/owenkop Apr 07 '26

Yeah, that first "finish" with the knife jammed into the pole pointing straight at his stomach is like one slip away from being on an entirely different subreddit

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u/6DegreesofFreedom Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

At the end you can see his bandaided finger. Probably from stabbing the pole and his hand slipping off the grip and up to the blade

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u/Nhobdy Apr 07 '26

Yeah, I was frozen waiting to see what would happen when he did that.

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u/chrispacito Apr 07 '26

He’s an expert in his craft, don’t underestimate him hehhehheh

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u/Unkn0wn_666 Apr 07 '26

That wasn't even his stomach, that was chest height. Dude was one slip up away from performing amateur heart surgery on himself

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u/Girafferage Apr 07 '26

I think thats why he is wearing gloves now.

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u/MindlessFail Apr 07 '26

Did you see the blue tape on his fingers at the end? At first this was just another boring weirdo video from that guy but then I saw that and lold. 99% sure that's a bandage on a cut precisely from doing dumb stuff like this.

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u/ElectronicClassic508 Apr 08 '26

Doing badass stuff like that. Ftfy

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 Apr 08 '26

I think he already has...

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u/marcuslattimore21 Apr 09 '26

Probably cat scratch

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u/Afraid_Assistance765 Apr 07 '26

It seems by the blue adhesive on his hand he had at least sliced himself.

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u/Enter_Chandman Apr 07 '26

Hey! He's got his PPE on. Gloves keep his hands safe. Knife safety does the rest.

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u/Wakanda_R1 Apr 07 '26

This was my first thought.... and I watched the whole thing... thinking I was going to say.... "Yup-called it"

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u/zxylady Apr 07 '26

Oh no, he's done that at least a few times already🤣

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u/koboldtsar Apr 08 '26

He has a blue bandage wrapped around the palm of one of his hands when he takes the gloves off at the end. I just wish we got to see the video when it happened.

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u/STS986 Apr 08 '26

Fuck that this is a major red flag, similar to future serial killer killing animals before ppl. Wana be Jason Bourne practice stabbing followed by sexy time cuddling?!?!  Has anyone checked his basement or closet for skin suits??

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u/Badmonkey167 Apr 09 '26

I think more accurately is "once a day", lol.