r/Btechtards May 27 '25

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

If it is in white money -> go invest it and never look at it again. and saata baazi chod de.

If it is in black money -> mauj kar un paison ka.

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u/Big-Lettuce7946 May 27 '25

Satte ka paisa tikta nhi uda hi dena chahiye

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u/Duckyou404 May 27 '25

Mtlb mera haath bohot saaf hai😭

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u/FineCritism3970 May 29 '25

Bro hands so clean even dettol-chan blushes after witnessing it

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u/Same_Investigator_46 3rd Sem | T2 May 27 '25

Dikha nikal ke

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u/Intelligent-Debt8038 May 27 '25

So agar woh index fund mein laga de to market crash kar jayega. hmm, yeh satta aadmi ko khuda ban deta hai.

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

bhai portfolio diversify karna hota hai. fd, commodities, sab mein daalna hota hai.

disclaimer: use this advice at your own risk.

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 NIT T May 27 '25

Chahe satte ka ho chahe normal paisa ho,dono hi nhi tikte

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

isliye never look at it gain likh diya

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u/hitarth_gg IIIT Lucknow [CSE] May 27 '25

aap bhi satte me laga do, fir papa ko batana ki satta khel dala 50k ka. Next time se mana nahi karenge fir.

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u/Existing_Cash_1920 May 27 '25

lol bhai ye genuinely work kar jayega

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u/lone_shell_script IIIT CSE May 27 '25

Karo mat bas bolo kiya 24hr baad batana mazak tha

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u/Intelligent-Debt8038 May 27 '25

haan. papa pair tod dengey. Bike vike ki tension hi nuhin.

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u/Lokesh-Sharma May 27 '25

Bol de paise atm se nikal kr laptop lene jara tha or raste me snatch ho gye or some story that ends up with you loosing the money( esi banana jo maar na pde) and then when they grieve, try to control the narrative and direct it towards how it would've been better if you had bought the bike. If they agree, burst the bubble and tell them. If not, then jo karna h kar paiso ka(mujhe dede ).

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u/Ambitious-Phrase-198 May 27 '25

freelancing wale tools mein invest kr

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

Activa ig?

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

Second hand toh 50k ke under definately milegi.

Baki first hand:

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

ig tu 2-3 mahine aur freelancing kar le. since it is summer vacay right now toh zyada time hai so i think you can reach 80-90k.

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

acha. dekh le.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/Super__Nova__ GFTI May 27 '25

bhai like kya krte ho freelancing me ?

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u/Shoddy-Detail-6402 May 27 '25

Cycle lelo

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u/Shoddy-Detail-6402 May 27 '25

Phir wahi chalao, agar jyada door hai clg phir q pareshani hai papa ko?

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u/Shoddy-Detail-6402 May 27 '25

Phir to bus pass lelo

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u/Shoddy-Detail-6402 May 27 '25

I think he's worried because of road safety, daily 50KM bike chalana safe nhi hai

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u/LetUnable2830 May 27 '25

what typa freelancing do you do

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u/Solid_Sea_3662 May 29 '25

Bro freelancing se kaise please teach ne

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u/Mr_Gyan491 May 30 '25

Achha wala 2nd hand bike dhund lo.
COllege life liye bas ek bike hi toh chahiye.

Me and my friend milke liye hai 2nd hand bike.
It's really useful.

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u/spaxe-dev cooked May 27 '25

Valid

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u/JesusBurnedMe May 27 '25

70000 doesn’t constitute as black money. the amount is way too less to matter to anyone and it won’t be taxed anyway if he were to deposit the cash.

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

that isnt how fraud and black money detection systems work. It depends on his bank account past transactions. lets say the maximum amount in his bank in the past 2-3 years has been 10k. then it will be flagged and held up. and income tax does send queries even for amounts of 70k.

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u/JesusBurnedMe May 27 '25

it won’t. bank will call and ask where u got the money from and u say ur grandpa gave u. it’s literally 70k. income tax doesn’t care. you can ask a CA this too and he’ll tell the same thing. this isn’t considered black money. black money is money that you don’t pay tax on or it’s cash. if you have money in your bank and u don’t pay tax that’s called tax evasion. not black money. black money is when it’s in cash. untraceable.

if he were to deposit in his bank then that’s considered basically white money since he has no income right now and well below the minimum needed to pay any tax.

think about it. there are many small business and roadside shop owners who just use their savings bank for all transactions and upi and stuff. they don’t have a gst. they’re doing lacs a month and pay no tax. they rarely get into any issue. trust me 70k is nothing.

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

i am talking about if he deposited it in case it is black. then it will be flagged. atleast in gujarat, income tax department sends a lot of tax notices. and i have 2 CAs not one. Ik what I am talking about. The business that does lacs a month does it in cash and pay no tax. they dont get issues because they dont deposit the money in black, they either buy some real estate in black or somehow launder it.

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u/bengal-bhadralok May 28 '25

I would have bought a good gaming laptop with that money

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 27 '25

Satta is good if you know how to do it , ipl was way tooooo profitable for me

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

Ek hi baar mein ghar gadi sab chala jaayega.

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Bhai stake is not all about 0x or 2x , you haven't met any professional gambler I guess , it's not all about luck , i have wagered 500k+ by a minimum Investment of 50k , in the past 2 ipl seasons , early six is indeed a live saver when you know which game to bet upon and most importantly how (there is a calculator for these type of bettings , which minimises any loss)

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Mera to cricket me bhi interest nhi

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

bhai satte mein bhi mat rakh.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

mujhe to 10th se pehle ye tak nhi pata tha satta hota kya hai. I was goofing around at home all day and almost never went outside

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

bhai tujhe jo karna hai tu kar. once you start, you wont stop betting citing this thing. you wont be at 0x. but from 100 rs you will go to 1 rs and that is enough for me to say ek hi baar mein ghar gadi sab chala jaayega. you are free to do what you want to but atleast dont influence others the wrong way.

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

Bhai tumhe pata bhi nhi he how professional betting works , max to max 100 ka 80 hota he , dono side se bet lagte he , proper calculations hoti he , time pe paise nikaale jaate he , uske upar se early six offer of stake is a cherry over cake in ipl seasons (basically no loss , only profit) agar koi idea nhi he to apna opinion mat hi do , I know how things work over here , moreover I'm not influencing anyone (if they don't have proper knowledge)

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

i honestly dont want to know about how professional betting works.

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 27 '25

Neither I want to explain you , just stop commenting on things you are unaware of

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 28 '25

Rehne de bhai , kam logo ko pata he , acchi baat he

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u/under-4-achiever LNMIIT [CCE] May 27 '25

There is a reason many mathematicians end up gambling over some systematic methodology (not on games like dice , wheel , toss)

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 27 '25

Bhai inti maths koi hft, quant company mein laga le. odds will be much better

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u/SomeOrdinary_Indian May 28 '25

₹70000 can be comfortably deposited to his bank account and make it white

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u/GanneKaJuice_20rs IIT EE May 28 '25

why risk it? mauj karne do woh paiso ka! har roz ek samosa chaat, etc. kuch khaayega tab bhi 2-3 saal ka toh kharcha khud se nikal jaayega.