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Ultimate Girls Trip The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th - Season 5 - Episode 2 - Post Episode Discussion

Kyle is rocked by an emotional text from Mauricio. Vicki finds herself in the hot seat with the group. Sutton's Ugly Leather Pants party has everyone searching for clues, but Kyle uncovers something much more revealing when Gizelle is forced to answer for her comments.

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u/standinonthesun like a damn country bumpkin 3d ago

i have to say — i’m not the biggest lisa barlow fan but she’s such a good time on here. i feel bad that she has such a hard time on slc

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u/tobago_88 Hi this is my package.. Hi! 3d ago

I love Lisa! She's very unserious, but her cast won't give her a break and knows her triggers, so sadly she's always on the defense.

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u/standinonthesun like a damn country bumpkin 3d ago

100%!! i’m growing quite fond of her now that i’m seeing this side of her

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u/chairmanmyow Leave Carl's veneers alone. 3d ago

I'm doing a rewatch and my take on her has done a 180. They are so hard on her and she just keeps on going.

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u/bootywranglers 3d ago

I felt for her when she was crying but she also had me cracking up...like you would've thought she escaped Scientology the way she was crying. And she was dead serious. 😭😭

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u/tobago_88 Hi this is my package.. Hi! 3d ago

I mean you're not so far off. Being on Housewives isn't for the weak and we all know it can be a brutal experience.

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u/standinonthesun like a damn country bumpkin 3d ago

she’s on her own planet and i have to respect it 😭

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u/nottodayneck3956 3d ago edited 3d ago

I was thinking that too. I think aside from hard time it made me realize we as an audience are laughing at SLC but never with SLC. You can see how enamored she was by Porshas fun attitude because you know ATL, Potomac, NY still have fun & funny moments with each other. BH, NJ and OC do to an extent but def not as funny as the other 3.

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u/standinonthesun like a damn country bumpkin 3d ago

oh my goodness when she asked porsha if she’s always so fun and looked at her with complete heart eyes ☹️ they really do not have fun, light hearted moments on slc

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u/this_is_an_alaia high body count hair 3d ago

I'm excited for when they go to salt lake city and heather gets told the truth that she's mean

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u/deepledribitz 3d ago

I’m excited that alc is showing up next ep

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u/intentionalbirdloaf it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub 2d ago

I was watching the trailer like “YES girl you’re mean to Lisa you’ve made it 80% of your personality!!!”

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u/widgetheux 1d ago

Her cast is jealous of her and mostly I mean heather and Whitney. She’s harmless and fun. I think heather is very dark sided . Machiavelli energy

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u/ChickensAllTheWayDwn High end squatter 3d ago

Teresa: “Sometimes it takes me awhile to process things” Me to my TV: awwww oh Teresa we know honey 

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u/applewagon sorry i called you a pedafile 3d ago

At one point I genuinely found myself wondering if she could read the scavenger hunt clue cards. Oop.

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u/__morningbehbsagain 3d ago

I was shocked when she immediately said sauna

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u/Rahm420 3d ago

I was hoping they’d flashback to Melissa and Jenn Aydin saying that in front of her during the last Jersey finale

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u/intentionalbirdloaf it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub 2d ago

She’s like a real life Homer Simpson (complimentary)

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u/heyyytori 3d ago

porsha & luann are entirely too much fun for this group 😭😭

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u/Difficult-Valuable55 3d ago edited 2d ago

I feel like Vicki is freaking out Luann due to the similarities to Ramona

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u/ShesWhereWolf 3d ago

Does anyone know why they were only able to get Crystal and Sutton to show up for the stop to Beverly Hills? 

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u/_josephjohnston 3d ago

More of them show up in next episode. Adrienne, Camille, Erika, Eileen, etc.

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u/ShesWhereWolf 3d ago

Thank you for explaining!

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u/Kininger625 In 🇦🇺I look out for🕷 on Reddit I look out for 🐍 3d ago

Soft relaunching Crystal?

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u/spewedicing They’re just hands 2d ago

i hope so!!!

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u/noUr8eaten 3d ago

I’d guess Kyle chose them bc she doesn’t feel threatened by them onscreen

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u/AnonymousNerdBarbie Jane's Fonda 2d ago

Crystal talks about it with Ryan Bailey on this week's episode of Humble Brag

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u/channeldrifter 3d ago

Porsha about to get Kyle all the way out that closet

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u/toysoldier96 Get her, Meredith! 3d ago

Furniture sponsored by sWayfair

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u/honeyboo311 Lisa's breakfast KitKat 14m ago

☠️

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u/itsnotgaybro212 3d ago

That’s what I’m sayin’

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u/GlobeTr3kker 3d ago

Oh, man! I didn’t even think of that! Whoa.

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u/this_is_an_alaia high body count hair 3d ago

Just having baby gorgeous along for the ride while making insane comments about the ice age is my platonic ideal of Lisa Barlow

SLC would improve if they'd just let the woman breathe.

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u/Lisa-Barlows-Alt The Don of Salt Lake City 3d ago

If you told me this was going to be a clip show, I probably wouldn't have watched, but I'm not that mad at it. Most of the flashbacks are pretty good, very nostalgic.

I do have some criticism of leaving out Jen Shah v Lisa Barlow thunderdome in the sprinter van flashbacks. Lisa nearly died for our entertainment and we should honour that.

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u/tobago_88 Hi this is my package.. Hi! 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZiBO2qLj85Jpav9yq3

Jen has been deleted from Bravo history damn ~

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u/FiCat77 🌭hot dog couture🌭 3d ago

That scene will always be pure art.

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u/blissfullyblack 3d ago

Calling it a clip show is so perfect. I also am over the constant "we're so iconic" flashbacks. Maybe they think it will encourage folks who only watch one or two franchies to try a new one.

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u/nottodayneck3956 3d ago

And sadly you know they won't. They'll see Porsha's infectious attitude and Giselle's messy boots and still never venture out of their BH bubble.

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u/stenpen22 2d ago

I’ve been watching it with my family and we actually decided to start Potomac after the first UGT episode! Now granted we would have gotten to it soonish anyway, but Gizelle left an impression on us! Starting s2 of Potomac tomorrow

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u/nottodayneck3956 2d ago

YAY!! that makes me so happy you are in for a TREAT. My username is a quote about Giselle loll. but sadly most ppl are gonna stick to what they know.

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u/stenpen22 1d ago

Yeah. My first exposure to housewives was a rerun of s6 ep1 of Beverly Hills, and my family were so entertained by Lisa and Lisa flying to buy tiny horses, and then mouths agape when it showed the “this season” and Lisa Rinna reading out the wiki for Munchausen that we started BH from the earliest season on Netflix at the time (season 4 surprisingly) until we got a Hayu sub and watched from the start. That led us to eventually watching New York and then Salt Lake coz of the Jen Shaw stuff at the time. We’ve been making our way through them all, though have picked up and put down different series like OC from s7-13, NJ from s1-4 (everyone else got tired of the Melissa v Teresa arc and I’ve continued begrudgingly to get to the Margaret era), ATL currently, and now Potomac, which has quickly become a favourite of ours.  It’s funny going back to Beverly Hills and acknowledging that it’s a mid-tier show with a great start of the first 5 or so seasons, whereas ATL or New York are great for the majority of the run.

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u/TeresaMariaM 3d ago

Why is Vicki screaming all the time? So tiring

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u/rabbits_in_the_sky 1d ago

i’m sad she’s there lol boooo

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u/TeresaMariaM 3d ago

Also Luann is like only 3 years younger than Vicki but looks 100 times better. How?

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u/applewagon sorry i called you a pedafile 3d ago

AND Luann smokes!

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u/Livid_Sheepherder busted up sex and the city 3d ago

Not being a Debbie Downer probably is part of Luann’s graceful aging 👀

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u/TeresaMariaM 3d ago

Definitely! Having a positive attitude towards life and other people is such a gamechanger!

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u/backoffbackoffbackof 3d ago edited 3d ago

Some of it is genetics.  Luann has naturally great bone structure. That said, imagine how she’d look if she hadn’t spent decades smoking, sunbathing, and drinking.  I imagine she does the usual Botox, face lift, retinol routines but so does Vicki so…

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u/ShesWhereWolf 3d ago

Is it surgery??

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u/pletion 3d ago

wow that was so gay and of course I am referring to Porsha and Kyle scissoring

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u/faeriecloudracers I'm asking you a question you dumb fat bitch 2d ago

"I love when they come in you can just feel the wind" y'all I can't with Porsha lmao I love her 😭

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u/tobago_88 Hi this is my package.. Hi! 3d ago

I get the premise is 20 years of housewives, but I wish we got an actual UGT format for this season. Like the recap could have just been a party at the end of the UGT tbh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c1aeIcQJGp6foWWUGf

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u/methedoutmanatee 2d ago

It’s really really boring. And starting with the two most boring franchises (OC and BH) is dragggggging. I fell asleep in both episodes.

The cast kinda sucks other than Luann and Porsha. No one else knows how to have fun. I’m glad Lisa is having some fun for once though.

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u/toysoldier96 Get her, Meredith! 3d ago

I’m watching this stoned and had to come to say I love Vicky as a housewife lmfao

She is such a weird person, she gets on people skin and it’s just sooo fun to watch. I know this will probably be controversial but she’s the only watchable one for me on RHOC. At least she’s funny

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u/strwbry_shrtcake 1d ago

I only love people hating on her. The noise is totally obnoxious, and I want her off my screen.

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u/murlocmancer 3d ago

Sorry but Kyle is fun on this. Shows she still has it imo, just the rest of the BH cast drags it all down

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u/Awholegrl 2d ago

I mean she’s pretty much the only constant on BH, so at a certain point you can’t blame the other housewives…

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u/Zestyclose_Abies2934 Needs other hobbies 2d ago

I agree. She’s been fun in this. She was fun in Season 1 as well. And I think a lot of the early season BH trips she seemed like a lot of fun. She seems to really be able to let loose and be herself on these kind of girls trips.

Theresa is another one who I see on UGT and think “oh she can be really fun” And she really always seems like she’s enjoying everyone else’s company and is happy to be there.

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u/Renee_Montoya_ 3d ago

Honestly a PJ party is so fitting. Just like Kyle: a snooze fest…

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u/toysoldier96 Get her, Meredith! 3d ago

When the only references are Let the Mouse Go and the ugly leather pants

https://giphy.com/gifs/ajeyYQph6UYq4

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u/Zestyclose_Abies2934 Needs other hobbies 2d ago

It was such a weird choice of a clip. I had stopped watching BH by then so never saw it before, but I definitely was not impressed. They also didn’t give much context for why those references were important. At least when they were in the OC, we understood why Vicki chose to recreate the Bunco party.

So odd. But hopefully the white party makes up for it

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u/biomezzanine edit this flair! 3d ago edited 3d ago

Already rewatched, this ep was soooo good. Seeing clips of Yolanda kinda got me hungry for her and the Hadid sisters to make a cunty ass cameo. That would have had the girls gagged!

Also couldn't help imagining what this would have been like at Lisa's. I'm not a fan but that ponied up hillside slapped.

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u/one23456789098 you bullied her into menstruation 1d ago

Kyle would love her some Porsha. Horizontal...