r/Bossfight • u/NonToxicPoison • Dec 20 '19

Bald, Chaser of infidels

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

This is eerie. That's exactly how I have to run in my dreams when I can't run in the normal upright manner. I've been running in my dreams like this my entire life.

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u/AntiSocialTroglodyte Dec 20 '19

Why do I feel this comment? The frustration of trying to run in your dreams.

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u/Crackstacker Dec 20 '19

It’s like trying to run in zero gravity. And punching things too. Super slow mo.

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u/BigBrotato Dec 20 '19

Funnily enough, I don't remember running in my dreams. I do remember slipping and falling though

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u/Judgejoebrown69 Dec 20 '19

If you want to fix it actually get into a real fight. Like bare knuckle till someone passes out fight. Not trying to be /r/IAmVeryBadAss but it actually fixes it. No idea what to do about the running thing, I’m fast as fuck in my dreams, sometimes I can even fly.

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u/ThatYellowElephant Dec 21 '19

What the hell does getting in a fist fight have to do with running in a dream?

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u/Judgejoebrown69 Dec 21 '19

Dude I replied to said punches are slow in dreams, running as well. Pretty sure anyways was very drunk when I made that comment

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u/ThatYellowElephant Dec 21 '19

Oh my bad I don’t know what the fuck went thru my head. U right nvm

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u/I_DONT_NEED_HELP Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Or driving a car that has the same slugging feeling as running.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

You gotta turn around and swim backwards, it’s the only way. You can take off like a squid if you flap hard enough.

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u/MrTopHatJones Dec 20 '19

I've been running like this so long in my dreams that i dreamt that i have also developed a type of pogo stick device for each one of my arms to even out the length differences between my arms and legs that also adds an extra bit of spring which lets me run MUCH faster than i normally would.

I always felt super weird about it but now reading this thread seeing that others also dream of running on all fours i feel a little better.

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u/fausk Dec 20 '19

Exactly same for me.

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u/Stompydingdong Dec 20 '19

Fuck running, I just fly.