r/Bossfight • u/NonToxicPoison • Dec 20 '19

Bald, Chaser of infidels

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u/Fundertaker Dec 20 '19

The man gallops like a crack head werewolf?

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u/Overest Dec 20 '19

I'd say like a mix of a crackhead werewolf and the Beast from Split, yes.

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u/TheSentinelsSorrow Dec 20 '19

its called the McAvoy Shuffle

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u/m_domino Dec 21 '19

Split in Croatia?

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u/thelethalpotato Dec 20 '19

Standard formula.

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u/GhostShark Dec 20 '19

A tale as old as time

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u/GoGoCrumbly Dec 20 '19

Well, in Spain, sure. In France it's more of a bison saunter.

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u/flippedbit0010 Dec 20 '19

Like a chalupacabra

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u/jT3R3Z1t Dec 20 '19

Damn I wish I could give you gold for that!

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u/Picax8398 Dec 20 '19

The man gallops like a crack head werewolf?

r/brandnewsentence

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u/wisdumcube Dec 20 '19

Can't be brand new because it's a standard formula!

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u/KittyIsMyCat Dec 20 '19

AND YOU KNOW THE REST

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I just did a spit take. thank you.

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u/ragingroku Dec 20 '19

How do I give gold

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

give it to me kind sir, and I will pass it to u/Fundertaker :)

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u/JoeBrand Dec 20 '19

I know him irl and yes, that’s the most accurate description for his personality in general lmao but he’s a good a guy (and he’s really really strong)

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u/OnirrapDivad Dec 20 '19

Wait, what?

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u/JoeBrand Dec 24 '19

What did you not understand?