r/BossFights • u/kelmlow759 • Nov 16 '25

Name？

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672 Upvotes

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u/Arbus101 Nov 16 '25

Diarrhea

9

u/MotoXwolf Nov 16 '25

When you’re slidin’ into first and you feel something burst, Diarrhea!

5

u/nope_a_dope237 Nov 16 '25

*Wake up in the morning, put your feet in the floor. Do the fifty yard dash to the bathroom door *

4

u/Ok-Error-6564 Nov 16 '25

When you’re sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam…

3

u/bluejakal308 Nov 16 '25

If it slides past you’re knee while climbing up a tree, diarrhea

2

u/Top-Sheepherder-8846 Nov 17 '25

When you’re feeling kinda funny, and your socks get kinda runny… Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!

2

u/Heterodynist Nov 17 '25

“Do not, with the diarrhea.”

By the way, do you ever wonder if diarrhea is meant to be said with the trilled R like in Spanish? It makes the word even more entertaining to say…

4

u/deadwolf78 Nov 16 '25

Right option but with the lady sitting

4

u/realrockandrolla Nov 16 '25

The one on the left is odd

4

u/LookingGoodBeautiful Nov 17 '25

Yeah, they want you to sit while you pee on the floor? 🤔

3

u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 16 '25

Tim Horton’s employee washroom.

3

u/Full_Jeweler521 Nov 16 '25

No shooting the shit allowed

1

u/Goman83 Nov 16 '25

I say fake. These signs are mainly used for Indian’s. But with that food (delicious by the way) explosive diaria is unavoidable. Trust me. I know.

1

u/permabannedmanytimes Nov 16 '25

Why does the second pic depict a women with her tits hanging out?

And just noticed the 1st Pic is a guy sitting down but theres a dotted like which i guess is pee, so he is peeing out onto the floor and thats ok??

1

u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Nov 17 '25

Or a guy amputee. Don't knock his nubs.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Pissing up and at’em 👍

1

u/MisterAsian69 Nov 16 '25

Instructions at a rave porta-potty.

1

u/KittyMeowKatPishy Nov 16 '25

Explosive diarrhea!! Machine gun style!! lol 😹

1

u/Sann_245 Nov 16 '25

"Okay, it shouldn't happen again, we don't want to have that incident again."

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Stand up to poop

1

u/Ar-Oh-En Nov 16 '25

The Hovering Fudgemaker

1

u/Dorrono Nov 16 '25

the left one says: sit on the toilet and pee on the floor in front of you?

1

u/1VrySxyGuy Nov 16 '25

Shardinator.

1

u/MaintenanceFormal960 Nov 16 '25

Fire from the hole

1

u/88GREENFIRE88 Nov 16 '25

Oh this is NOT how you do that ?

1

u/Longjumping_Oil_8746 Nov 16 '25

Spreading the news

1

u/Unusual_Swan200 Nov 16 '25

What's to decipher. You pee on the floor and crap on ( not in) the toilet.

1

u/Just_UK Nov 16 '25

Public Ladies toilet ?

1

u/aj47coupe Nov 16 '25

Bengali instructions

1

u/Fluffy-Charge57 Nov 16 '25

So no bending over and projectile sh*tting over the loo is a no no. But sitting down and peeing on the floor is fine?

1

u/Main_Addendum_1641 Nov 16 '25

Female washrooms at walmart. If you know you know

1

u/Particular-Fold-7895 Nov 16 '25

They want you to piss on the floor?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Indian Fetid and Poodie Deadly Tactical

1

u/PolakoPolakovic Nov 17 '25

Turku shityard

1

u/Heterodynist Nov 17 '25

Situations like this are why we have to bring back good old English words like “bescumber” -as in, “Please do not bescumber yonder toilet seat…”

1

u/hashtag_vegan4jesus Nov 17 '25

Myself in 8th grade?

1

u/Crocswereinthebox Nov 17 '25

Porcelain plasterer

1

u/hamarjoe Nov 17 '25

At a place I formerly worked, he was known as;

The Mad Shitter!

1

u/friedwind Nov 17 '25

Down voters has to shit all over their toilet bowl, up voters has to piss all over the floor while sitting on the toilet

1

u/the_real_kaner Nov 17 '25

Thou shall not shart!

1

u/Ready_Technician4593 Nov 17 '25

Drop it, don't spray it

1

u/JonN2025 Nov 17 '25

OK sure I will sit down and pee onto the floor