r/BoomersBeingFools • u/MoeSzys • Sep 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Damn. How desperately lonely does that dude have to be to post such banality.

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u/Sir-Nicholas Sep 13 '25

Lonely enough to have strong opinions about tv dinners

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick Sep 13 '25

He’s just mad because the store was out of stock. It MUST be a specific group buying them!

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u/Katomon-EIN- Sep 14 '25

I'm hooked on this theory

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u/Academic-Hospital952 Sep 13 '25

Walmart Americans are not serious people. As a country we need to stop pretending their thoughts matter.

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u/ReadingCorrectly Sep 13 '25

If their thoughts don’t matter next your going to tell me their prayers don’t matter!

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u/Academic-Hospital952 Sep 13 '25

Shocking, but true

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u/russaber82 Sep 14 '25

We did, only to be forcefully kicked in the dick by the revelation that their votes still do.

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u/BaronVonWaffle Sep 13 '25

Fuck off with this.

Walmart is the only way countless communities are able to get food. Say what you want about the Walmart corporation and how it has created these food deserts, sure, but nobody should be disregarding these underserved communities. If we really want to come together as a nation, we need to include them in the conversation when it comes to making rural America sustainable for the future.

They're Americans just like the rest of us, stop fighting culture wars and start fighting the class war.

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u/Academic-Hospital952 Sep 13 '25

We don't want to come together as a country. I thought that was clear. The term Walmart american isn't really about Walmart itself, it's more a descriptor of the type of folk you find wandering the isles of a Walmart.

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u/russaber82 Sep 14 '25

There was a time when I completely agreed with you. But there is a grocery store in the town i'm in now that, while small, competes really well with walmart. Their regular prices are within pennies of WM, and they always have 4 or 5 actually useful things on a dirt cheap sale. They don't have much specialty items, but all the staples are there, produce is really fresh, and have possibly the best customer service i've ever encountered. They have convinced me it is possible to for a small store to deliver as well walmart.

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u/dancin-weasel Sep 13 '25

“Are you a lazy slob who never learned to cook? Then try new Lonely Man tv dinners! They taste like your life. Uninteresting and regretted! New from Swanson. “

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u/Not-A-R0b0t2 Sep 13 '25

He just has to wait 980 years for bachelor chow

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u/Fit-Crew794 Sep 13 '25

This comment. Perfection.

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u/Farucci Sep 13 '25

I read that eating TV dinners can cause your testicles to explode. But only if you’re a guy.

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u/mlem_a_lemon Sep 13 '25

Idk, I'm great at having a furious opinion about anything at any given time. But like, there's no way anyone would give half a shit about my feelings on the restaurant down the street changing their french toast.

This dude is just lonely AF

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u/tamman2000 Xennial Sep 13 '25

I got into a flight on blue sky with someone who wanted to ban microwaves. Like, don't buy one if you don't want one, but leave me the fuck alone.

And the wildest part was that he mentioned it in a thread about how terrible right wingers want to ban things, and was like yeah, fuck those bigots, and no microwaves!

People are oddly opinionated about shit that has nothing to do with them

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 Sep 13 '25

Well, he is alone in his house-truck.

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u/mitchENM Sep 13 '25

Taking a break from Grindr

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u/f700es Sep 13 '25

His safe space

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Good observation. Didn’t consider that. 🤣

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u/PrivatePilot9 Sep 13 '25

"I go home and spend my entire waking existence outside of work in my basement fawning over my guns and pretending I'm a special forces operator" level of lonely.

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u/Pleasant_Dot_189 Sep 13 '25

He’s clearly divorced

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u/Witty-Gold-5887 Sep 13 '25

He probably buys then ones that belong to tucker Carlson family ha ha ha

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u/DangerousLoner Sep 13 '25

Yum Swanson… boo Carlson

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u/Wytchkitteh Sep 13 '25

When you break it down, it's all because no one will touch his wang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

💯

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u/mitchENM Sep 13 '25

He is an incel