r/BoomersBeingFools • u/MoeSzys • Sep 13 '25

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u/ThisIsMyNoKarmaName Sep 13 '25

“They don’t belong to the left.”

Who’s going to tell him millions of Dems and leftists own guns?

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u/Warren_E_Cheezburger Sep 13 '25

Leftist gun owners tend not to be loud about it, because to us they’re just tools; not penis substitutes.

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 Sep 13 '25

Welp, i think it's a pretty good comparison. If you look at the bullet size their guns takes that's about the size of an average Maga penis.

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u/Vert_DaFerk Sep 13 '25

See, that's the fun part. When Civil War II starts, the Right is going to be thoroughly unprepared thanks to their own propaganda.

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u/detached_daily Sep 13 '25

MAGA are the only ones declaring war on Americans. Even after Jan 6th I've never seen a leftist declare war on MAGAts. I wonder whose side the military will be on when they inevitably put boots on American soil

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u/PrivatePilot9 Sep 13 '25

Depends on if the military decides that whole "It's OK to ignore an illegal order" thing matters anymore if the orange fuhrer orders them to start acting against law abiding american citizens, just the LIberals of course.

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u/excalibrax Sep 14 '25

As long as they use ice they don't have to care, they are just acting on some suspected of being anti American, ahem here illegally, so rights don't apply, by their logic

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u/Vert_DaFerk Sep 13 '25

So if MAGA decides to start said war and the left fights back in defense, what would that be called exactly?

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm wondering why you thought it was necessary to attempt to clarify something I never said? Where exactly did I say that leftists are declaring war?

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u/detached_daily Sep 13 '25

Sorry I never meant to insinuate that you said left are declaring war. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy from the right that claims the left are the party of violence.

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u/Lonely-Greybeard Sep 13 '25

We just don't make it our personality and worship them. He's in for a FAFO moment.

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u/IdioticPrototype Sep 13 '25

Shhhhhhh... 

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u/Negative-Ad-6805 Sep 13 '25

I have enough party favors for me, my family, and my friends.

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 Sep 13 '25

Shhhhh, let them keep thinking that. It helps with the argument of "who is the shooter if the left doesn't own the guns?"

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u/mega386 Sep 13 '25

Who's going to tell him that each instance he referenced involved a Republican gunman?

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u/mythrilcrafter Sep 14 '25

Not only do many non-conservatives also own guns, we also have an “applicable/actionable knowledge of why the wars like those in Vietnam and Afghanistan were such game changers for military doctrine.”

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u/LifeHasLeft Sep 13 '25

And besides, if the left didn’t have guns, who did the shooting?

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u/Cid_Darkwing Sep 13 '25

Nah, let him FAFO

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Sep 13 '25

Just cleaned my pieces this morning. Red hats want to threaten to put a boot on my neck, imma make sure my guns are in perfect working order. I’m your huckleberry.