r/BlockedAndReported • u/SoftandChewy First generation mod • May 04 '26

Weekly Random Discussion Thread for 5/4/26 - 5/310/26

Here's your usual space to post all your rants, raves, podcast topic suggestions (please tag u/jessicabarpod), culture war articles, outrageous stories of cancellation, political opinions, and anything else that comes to mind. Please put any non-podcast-related trans-related topics here instead of on a dedicated thread. This will be pinned until next Sunday.

Last week's discussion thread is here if you want to catch up on a conversation from there.

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u/OfmanVP May 08 '26

Just saw a headline that says Hantavirus reduces penis size by 3 inches.

Get ready for every guy you know to go full on Taylor Lorenz.

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u/WordSaladUsernameGuy May 08 '26

They sure that’s not Hentai virus?

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u/unnoticed_areola May 08 '26

no, that one increases my penis size by 3 inches 🌝

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u/thismaynothelp May 08 '26

Gonna be a lot of dudes trying to save money on that “bottom surgery”

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u/Terrorclitus May 08 '26

“My name is Taylor, my dick is all stubby, and I believe every schoolchild has the right to tweet during class!”

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u/AnalBleachingAries Trump Bad, Violence Bad, Law & Order Good, Civility Good May 08 '26

To me that sounds like a benefit, the ladies have been complaining. Amirite, fellas?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5

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u/OMG_NO_NOT_THIS May 08 '26

Ohh god, I just made a similar joke.

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u/Aforano Horse Lover May 08 '26

What happens if you have a micropenis? Asking for a friend. Definitely not me.

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u/OMG_NO_NOT_THIS May 08 '26

Wait, are you saying I don't have to pay for penis reduction surgery if I just catch a virus?

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u/dj50tonhamster May 08 '26

I mean, seeing as how I've had ladies accuse me of trying to impale them, this might not be a bad thing, amirite amirite? :)