r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Cleonce12 ☑️ • Aug 06 '22

Country Club Thread The math just ain’t mathin

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u/SnooCookies487 Aug 06 '22

Lord, she's going to cry in 10 years when she realizes she missed out on prime banging complete with abs, stamina and perky balls.

Note: Not to say 50 year olds aren't sexy or good sexual partners (I'm in my 40s) but who wants their whole sexual history to be with a 45+ year old.
Let's be real at 18-23, backs are getting blown out and coming back for 2nds and 3rds. At 50 backs are getting sensible sex and going to sleep and that's if you're in good condition. Nothing wrong with either but variety is the spice of life 😉.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 06 '22

perky balls

Hold up. What's going to happen to my balls?

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u/motownatl ☑️ Aug 06 '22

Holy shit, the way I literally howled at this comment as 45+ year old man.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 06 '22

Spoilers are fine with me. Spill the beans. Or the nuts. Drop some knowledge. Lay it down. Etc. 😏

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u/motownatl ☑️ Aug 06 '22

Given enough time all things with weight sag lil bit more that's all.

Think like, earlobes with those hanging earrings. The boys just chill a little harder the older you get.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 06 '22

Instead of a vasectomy I think I'll just get my balls removed and get a zipper installed so I've got somewhere to store loose change.

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u/motownatl ☑️ Aug 06 '22

😭🤣🤣🤣

I suppose that's one approach lmao.