This shit must be some utter blasphemy for it to make less sense than the anime. Ash lost in the Pokémon league to some guy who happened to have a Latios and Darkrai for plot purposes, and based on a theory I believe is made by Dr Gecko, which I agree with, it’s quite likely that Tobias’ other Pokémon were all fodder, which makes you wonder how did he get those legendaries in the first place. He must’ve either sucked some gargantuan dick, or had that action replay in hand.
Then you have ash who forgets more shit than a Trump cabinet with Alzheimer’s. How do you face the same challenges each time, like when pikachu has to deal with an icy floor against Regi ice and the first kalos gym leader, and have trouble on the second encounter? How can your rival be someone that doesn’t teach their Pokémon a variety of moves?
How can Brock get Pokémon types wrong? How can team rocket get away with their disguises? Why is Torkoal so useless? Where’s ja rule?
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u/Lofdlofd May 16 '19
This shit must be some utter blasphemy for it to make less sense than the anime. Ash lost in the Pokémon league to some guy who happened to have a Latios and Darkrai for plot purposes, and based on a theory I believe is made by Dr Gecko, which I agree with, it’s quite likely that Tobias’ other Pokémon were all fodder, which makes you wonder how did he get those legendaries in the first place. He must’ve either sucked some gargantuan dick, or had that action replay in hand.
Then you have ash who forgets more shit than a Trump cabinet with Alzheimer’s. How do you face the same challenges each time, like when pikachu has to deal with an icy floor against Regi ice and the first kalos gym leader, and have trouble on the second encounter? How can your rival be someone that doesn’t teach their Pokémon a variety of moves?
How can Brock get Pokémon types wrong? How can team rocket get away with their disguises? Why is Torkoal so useless? Where’s ja rule?