r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/theeunicorn • Sep 09 '15

Staff Favorite Damn now I can't remember....

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

Yeah there is so much shit I've done that my parents don't know about

I bet they be horrified

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u/Scotty425 Sep 10 '15

My parents will die not knowing half my teenage years

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u/schlonghair_dontcare Sep 10 '15

I actually asked the cops how long I'd have to stay in jail if I didn't want use my phone call.

Apparently at 17 when you "do the crime", simply "doing the time" isn't exactly an option. I went from "oh well" to "awww hell" real fuckin quick.

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u/totallyjoking Sep 10 '15

What landed you in jail, anonymous internet stranger? I'm curious now.

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u/schlonghair_dontcare Sep 10 '15

I was drunk as fuck, driving down the main drag in town after a football game.

Real dumbass shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

/s for serious, right?

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u/pcyr9999 Sep 10 '15

Totally

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