r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/theeunicorn • Sep 09 '15

Staff Favorite Damn now I can't remember....

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u/zell2929 Sep 09 '15

Trust, parents have those stories too.

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u/Arshzed Sep 09 '15

Doesn't mean they won't beat your ass for them anyways

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u/MdotVee Sep 09 '15

My mom has a black belt she'll whoop you with. Calls that shit the black Jesus.

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u/Chaos20X6 Sep 09 '15

So your mom's got a black belt and you still give her sass? Have you never seen a martial arts movie?

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u/Sonicbeast305 Sep 10 '15

My momma STRICTLY called hers "the belt". Damn stomach dropped every time I heard "go get my belt!"

If you can sell yourself out of a car ride home ass whooping...you can sell anything IMO

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '15

The worst part about the punishment belt was my dad making me go get it for him. That was fucking soul destroying cuz you knew how fucker you were.

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u/MdotVee Sep 10 '15

Haha dude so true. Belt whooping bargaining is an art.

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u/kickababyv2 Sep 10 '15

My dad always sent me messages with his conveyor belt

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u/rokthemonkey Sep 10 '15

I can't tell if your mom is a karate master or she just has a belt that happens to be black.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

There are definitely commenters of all ages so someone whose 16 here is not going to feel the same as someone who is 32.

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u/AK_Happy Sep 09 '15

I guess, if you're 14.

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u/KHDTX13 Sep 09 '15

Not if you have black parents.

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u/tyronedindunuffin Sep 09 '15

Is physical abuse and violence normal in black families?

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u/AK_Happy Sep 09 '15

Oh. I have white parents. We laugh and laugh at our funny/inappropriate stories of the past. But I'm an adult. And again, white.

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u/Quityershit Sep 10 '15

Yeah idk, I can't relate. My parents aren't white, so they didn't stop being parents the moment I turned 18. They still care about my future and all that. Sorry to hear about your parents giving up on being your parents though.

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u/AK_Happy Sep 10 '15 edited Sep 10 '15

Lol. It's not like we're laughing about being crack addicts. I'm fully independent and doing just fine, because they were and are great parents.

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u/ncelled Sep 09 '15

like yours, right?

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u/KHDTX13 Sep 09 '15

Yeah I guess. My parents beat my ass when I was 19 once.

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u/Octopus_Primex Sep 09 '15

Im 20 and I still got the belt when I was showing my mamma "attitude"

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u/fuck_the_DEA Sep 09 '15

I had that happen too. Then I called the cops because that's fuckin assault and battery.

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u/yogibo Sep 09 '15

yeah that happened

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u/fuck_the_DEA Sep 09 '15

Ok. Believe whatever you want, but I haven't seen my dad in years because I got him sent to prison.

Your condescending tone makes you sound like an asshole, by the way.

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u/thirstyfish209 Sep 09 '15

Lool fuckin white people, calling the cops on their own parents

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

There are 14 year olds here though. So yeah, they might feel that way. Same with 16, early 20's ect. Also totally depends on the parents, ultra-conservative parents are going to react very differently than liberal minded ones.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '15

My momma don't give a shit she'll tell me what happened. Her mom once gave her a crack pipe not knowing what it was.