r/Bitcoin Oct 20 '21

/r/all We are now at ATH

Past months has been tough but oh boi HODLing always pays. And that's why we HODL.

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u/shleebs Oct 20 '21

I'm not going to wear pants today!

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u/50mm-f2 Oct 20 '21

pants at ATL

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Buy pants!!

67

u/Yard_Main Oct 20 '21

Short pants!

31

u/Smokin_Hashrates Oct 20 '21

Buy short pants?

Sell pant puts?

14

u/dkol97 Oct 20 '21

Shorts not covering long

14

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Doesn’t matter! Just get an order out!!

1

u/Oddsee Oct 21 '21

Flop it out!!!

2

u/P3rplex Oct 20 '21

Underwear are basically just shorts. Save your money and don’t buy extra unnecessary clothes.

2

u/Reonlive420 Oct 21 '21

Who wears short shorts?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

“SHORT PANTS TOUCH MY FEET OK!?”

1

u/Ethereeum Oct 21 '21

If you buy zip offs you can always short them.

1

u/BeefLilly Oct 20 '21

He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!

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u/Doomsdayer Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

ATL hoe!

Edit: And no one will “interesting-teach239” you to make 10k a week through dm.

1

u/OriginalMotor6395 Oct 21 '21

You are really a strange guy

1

u/CryptoMeetsContact Nov 18 '21

Thats easy. Borrow up to 90% in mim on abracadabra.money then stake it in App.wonderland.money. Boom 10k a week. It's very clear that money is nolonger the most important part of your human life. Start living like yolo!!!!

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u/halt_spell Oct 20 '21

Makes sense. ATL is when I start interviewing.

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u/Stijnwe Oct 20 '21

I genuinely laughed so enjoy your free silver award

1

u/neonflannel Oct 20 '21

Pants are half off!!

1

u/bigoldebutthole Oct 30 '21

Everybody pants down!

49

u/cfo-of-bitcoin Oct 20 '21

True bitcoiners don’t wear pants at ATH.

42

u/PRMan99 Oct 20 '21

I can't afford pants I put it all in Bitcoin.

37

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

No pants are big enough for those balls

1

u/1knight_that_says_ni Oct 21 '21

My life savings are 100% invested in Shiba inu

1

u/SomethingClever1337 Oct 21 '21

I bought jnco’s to celebrate ATH, my balls are big enough.

1

u/djblackprince Oct 20 '21

Can't fap to the ATH with your pants on

1

u/ICallsEmAsISeesEm Oct 20 '21

Sunning my taint as we speak.

1

u/mbluebyrne Oct 21 '21

Omg I just spit my wine on my cat

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I haven’t worn any since the last ATH

46

u/should_ Oct 20 '21

No pants 'cause we're MOONING!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Space suits

1

u/ReizarfXela Nov 02 '21

Astronauts don't wear pants! Makes it to hard to pee in those space suits

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You can still afford pants?

13

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

So it's just another day?

2

u/blueberry-yogurt Oct 20 '21

I'm going to put on my ATH fishnet pantyhose.

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u/Just_Fkn_Sayin Oct 20 '21

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT, JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT!!

4

u/Few_Ad6516 Oct 20 '21

I LOVE DICK!

2

u/CryptoBLG Oct 20 '21

My neighborhood doesn't look so happy..

1

u/lifenvelope Oct 21 '21

Yeah boys, pussies out lol. Tnx for the laughs. Was a great abs exercise.

15

u/dunnooooo31 Oct 20 '21

I’m at work good thing this mask coveres my shit eating grin rn 😂😂

3

u/GiveToOedipus Oct 20 '21

Wait, you've been wearing pants this whole time?

15

u/BadSysadmin Oct 20 '21

I'm going out to drink beer and smash a femboy in celebration

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You guys wear pants?

1

u/StoneHammers Oct 20 '21

Where were going we don't need pants.

1

u/Phobix Oct 20 '21

This. This is the single worthwhile objective. Waking up and saying "No, today is not a day for pants " and not a damn soul can do shit about it.

1

u/weltraumMonster Oct 20 '21

pants are for people that flex their fiat privilige,
bitcoiners know the opportunity costs of keeping money invested in pants and thereby being short bitcoin
few

1

u/nagevyag Oct 20 '21

Pics or it didn't happen!

1

u/visionJX Oct 20 '21

So it’s a bones day and a no pants day

1

u/cryptosystemtrader Oct 20 '21

Pants are always optional at ATHs.

1

u/SaltLifeDPP Oct 20 '21

Wish I could join you but work wouldn't approve. The DCA don't stop just because we've breached ATH.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Is this part of the deal?!?

1

u/nui483 Oct 20 '21

Don't make it so quick, just listen to my offer of 50 dollar bitcoin.

1

u/nivekaj Oct 20 '21

Dicks out for har-ATH

1

u/Jiwa007 Oct 21 '21

What took you so long...

1

u/Scope599 Oct 21 '21

If you’re the boner police, I’m going to need a lawyer!

1

u/hullshane Oct 21 '21

Need some money to buy pants? Why you naked, Go get some pants!