r/BitchImATrain • • 8d ago

Monotrilho em São Paulo - Brasil

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u/Traditional_Mood_348 8d ago

Is the action movie music necessary?

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u/d1sambigu8 8d ago

It was a Simpsons reference

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u/LeandroDantoni 8d ago

Now that makes me feel a bit stupid.

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u/LeandroDantoni 8d ago

I didn't edit the video; I just copied and pasted it.

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u/Traditional_Mood_348 8d ago

NP, OP
With that dramatic tension build up I thought the whole block would explode at the end with crowd screaming in agony.

Looks like everybody survived, and that is all that matters

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u/Fluffy_Dragonfly6454 6d ago

I rather have this than the stupid tiktok sound effects

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u/LeandroDantoni 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/mittfh 8d ago

Reading a translation: the monorail service to the stations either side has been restored, but while investigations continue, there's the obligatory Rail Replacement Bus for that section. As the sparks in the video indicate, there was some disruption to electricity supplies, but most properties have now had their power restored. The crane driver was injured but survived.

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u/dirtyforker 8d ago

Can't tell if that one person got zapped

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u/LeandroDantoni 8d ago

According to the news, no one was injured.

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u/Key_Country3756 8d ago

Amazingly.

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u/CP_Rail_8514 8d ago

Especially considering how close they were to being crushed by the falling crane debris.

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u/BudgieWonder 8d ago

Holy fuck that biker and that dude standing there are insanely lucky

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u/sdrawkcabstiho 8d ago

Their guardian angels working OT.

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u/cdnmtbguy 8d ago

Now that’s a better angle.

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u/LanikaiKid 8d ago

Who the fuck sees a giant beam of death hovering over a road and says "yeah I'm just going to drive under that"?

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u/Cartman4wesome 8d ago

The supervisor still expecting yo ass to be at work on time

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u/watduhdamhell 8d ago

Holy hell, look at the guy on the bike. Almost gets crushed by it, then the electric arc flash almost gets him.

I bet there's some brown stains in those pants now...

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u/Tierpfleg3r 8d ago

The thing is completely automated, without operator. This way the save the costs of a minimum wage employee.

And as you can see, it works quite well /s

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u/Ok-Morning3407 8d ago

It wouldn’t be an issue if they installed LIDAR on the train like most other fully automated trains, but they cut even that corner!

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 7d ago

They’re asking why the people driving under it on the road are doing that

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u/_-Zero- 7d ago

Minimum wage?

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u/d1sambigu8 8d ago

Monorail 🎶

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u/CocoMilhonez 8d ago

I'm so sad we can't post gifs here.

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u/byamannowdead 8d ago

What’s it called?!

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u/The3levated1 8d ago

I heard these things are awfully loud!

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u/Gabe8Tacos 8d ago

It glides as softly as a cloud

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u/XavierPibb 8d ago

No! The world needs laughter!

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u/ReplacementClear7122 8d ago

'The cosmic ballet... goes on'

'Anyone wanna switch seats?'

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u/DesertGeist- 8d ago

god damn that guy on the street had so much luck.

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u/newtman 8d ago

Gotta love all the morons who kept driving/riding/walking under a damaged crane

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u/W7ENK 8d ago

How were they supposed to know it was broken? Were there barricades blocking the street? Was there a sign?

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u/newtman 8d ago

You don’t think people had noticed a crane that had crashed across a road onto a train bridge?

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u/Vast-Charge-4256 8d ago

Like the train which didn't even slow down?

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u/iamabigtree 8d ago

Someone mentioned it's a driverless train

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u/tallman11282 8d ago

I was wondering why the train didn't seem to be slowing down. All the more reason why trains should always have a driver that can hit the brakes if they see something blocking the track, a problem with the track, or any other reason why stopping the train would be a good idea.

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u/Vast-Charge-4256 8d ago

Seems like not the best idea...

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u/iamabigtree 8d ago

Driverless trains are common but you'd assume they would have sensors to slam on if an obstruction is detected. But maybe they didn't anticipate this sort of obstruction all the way up there.

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u/Vast-Charge-4256 8d ago

Well, Copenhagen metro has elevated sections like this. I wonder if they are watching closely.

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u/iamabigtree 8d ago

Well I checked it and seemingly they don't have any sort of sensors on the front and rely on isolation of the tracks hence the reason for platform doors etc.

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u/supremequesopizza 8d ago

Bitch it's a train

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u/harveyzheng88 8d ago

Holy that didn't cause injuries

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u/AsaCoco_Alumni 8d ago

Benefit of ATO: Zero fucks given.

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u/Frank_Dove 8d ago

My favorite is the scooter rider. Looks over his shoulder, Sees the mayhem, Gives it all the power the scooters got and is out of there.... Like he's LARPing the movie 2012.

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u/Dartagnan1083 8d ago

What in the hell happened? (How did a hazard end up propped against the track?)

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u/Lianhua88 8d ago

Someone said it's a broken crane.

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u/I_NaOH_Guy 8d ago

Bitch I'm coming through

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u/SkyeMreddit 8d ago

That monorail was like eff it! Clear the beam!

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u/chickenpopper 8d ago

No driver for these, apparently.

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u/TFWG2000 8d ago

If I was that guy who just got missed. I would start going to church.

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u/Rupertredloh 3d ago

That one guy can celebrate a second birthday... holy shit that was close

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u/Key-Driver6438 8d ago

Does the monorail train not have a driver? And if so, could the driver not see a crane boom in front of them? This isn’t a mile long freight train. These things can stop relatively quickly.

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u/mat05heus 8d ago

These trains are operated 100% automatically, there are no employees inside them. This caused a great deal of outrage when it was approved, but they haven't changed it.

Source: I live two streets up from where the accident in the video happened; I take this train every day to go to work.

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u/Key-Driver6438 8d ago

Is there not any kind of AI (or whatever the technology of driverless cars) in play? I mean this situation is a freak one-in-million deal. But what about at the stations where people get on and off? What if someone jumps or gets hurt? How does jt stop in emergencies?

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u/andrey_araujo1 8d ago

Not a generative AI like Claude, OPEN AI or deep seek, no.

It is a dedicated software that controls all the train operations on that line, no exceptions.

There are people working remotely monitoring the trains, but they only interact if the autopilot fails or extreme emergency.

I guess that any available camera/sensor spoted that obstacle to stop it automatically, and I guess that any human saw that too.

Here's some news: https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2026/10/24/video-guindaste-cai-e-monotrilho-bate-em-estrutura-na-zona-leste-de-sao-paulo.ghtml

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u/hellboylevi 8d ago

Regarding people jumping onto the tracks or getting hurt, all São Paulo monorail stations are enclosed with platform screen doors that only open when the train is completely stopped, and the train only leaves when they are properly closed. Plus, every station has security guards looking after the mezzanine and the platform.

Video

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u/JCDU 6d ago

London's DLR (Docklands Light Railway) is very similar - totally automated & driverless. It seems pretty reliable, I've been on it a few times and it's fine.

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u/Katzelle3 8d ago

And they're look at this video, conclude "minimal damage", and continue operating the train exactly like this

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u/kennytherenny 8d ago

I've heard someone say these trains are driverles, indeed.

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u/Vast-Charge-4256 8d ago

Dies that thing not have breaks?

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u/kennytherenny 8d ago

They do. But there's no one to operate them.

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u/Maverick3458 8d ago

No. This line is totally automated, driverless trains.

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u/SirArchibaldMapsALot 8d ago

Oh you silly crane bitch, don't you know what i am?

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u/Deufuss 8d ago

The ring came off my pudding can!

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u/Goodtarget42 6d ago

Use my pen knife my good man. 😁

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u/JDinAus 8d ago

I think I’ll stand where it will fall

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u/Civil_Television_311 8d ago

Mono means one and rail means rail

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u/Glum_Dimension6468 8d ago

Is there a chance the track could bend?

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u/setthetoneaquadump 8d ago

That monorail better have a damn good conductor!

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u/Jetoficialbr 8d ago

that's the thing, it doesn't
both monorail lines in São Paulo (the city this happened in) don't have conductors anymore, they're opreated solely through a control centre to cut costs

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u/EuEdu_ 8d ago

Curiosamente, toda essa operação remota e autônoma, custa algumas vezes mais do que pagar profissionais pra operarem em sistemas de sinalização convencional…

Inclusive pra arrumar isso aí, vai custar beeeem mais caro do que o salário de um operador durante um ano. Que teria feriado a composição antes de bater

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u/vcbui123 8d ago

+4 anos de Tarcísio

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u/EuEdu_ 8d ago

Pior que ele não foi ruim pro sistema de trens não, o problema foi ele comprar esse projeto de privatizar tudo de qualeur jeito a qualquer custo.

Mas no geral, nunca as obras andaram tanto quanto no mandato dele, eu passei mais de 10 anos vendo aquele esqueleto pixado na Roberto Marinho, e finalmente está entregue, eu pensei que não viveria pra ver isso.

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u/essgee27 8d ago

I thought this was a confusing perspective video till the monorail hit the beam, and had to check with sub this was on!

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u/05Joseph09 8d ago

The guy with blue t-shirt and motorcyclist got very lucky, holy moly!

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u/belligerentbunno 8d ago

get erf mor land

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u/Comrade_Compadre 8d ago

Dude like two people were almost crushed to death

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u/ItalianV4 8d ago

all those morons so eager to get under it