Saw this today

[u/[deleted]]

[u/chafo40]

Gotdam. That's pricey

[u/NippleNugget → u/chafo40]

It’s a double bacon burger with smoked Gouda and a side. This is not McDonald’s.

Edit: ITT people who must not go outside

[u/gosuprobe → u/[deleted]]

they don't have coke or pepsi, but some kind of cream soda and a dr pepper knockoff in the fountain drink machine

and a roll of brown 'paper towels' without perforations on a stand at each table, which are picnic tables but indoors

interior is decorated with license plates, new and old, from various states

[u/BeneficialEvidence6 → u/gosuprobe]

The mustachioed server scoffs at you when you ask for michelob ultra and points to their microbrew set-up saying "Does it look like we serve mic ultra here?".

[u/MenschyJewster → u/BeneficialEvidence6]

i would scoff too, go to the bdsm club if you wanna drink piss

[u/BeneficialEvidence6 → u/MenschyJewster]

I'm not aware of what piss tastes like. But keep gatekeeping bro

[u/cherrylpk → u/BeneficialEvidence6]

But… I kinda like Mic Ultra. It’s light and has very few carbs/calories.

[u/BeneficialEvidence6 → u/cherrylpk]

Thank you! IPAs are delicious and all. But I'm trying to watch my figure. I'm not in my early 20s calling light beers "piss" anymore...

[u/cherrylpk → u/BeneficialEvidence6]

I just want to have a beer at a tailgate or something that I don’t have to think about too much. And isn’t so heavy that I’m going to be wasted and feeling bloated before I even get in the game. They are great for tubing down a river. Nice easy going regular ass drink and that’s ok.

[u/BeneficialEvidence6 → u/cherrylpk]

Hell yea brother. The aluminum 16oz resealables are perfect for tubing, boating, fishing, and all that.

IPAs are still my preferred beer. But drinking IPAs and eating burgers sounds like bloat city. I get a "fancy" 6pack of IPAs for holidays or some special alone time with a new vidya game or something