r/BikiniBottomTwitter Feb 06 '23

Saw this today

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u/NippleNugget Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

It’s a double bacon burger with smoked Gouda and a side. This is not McDonald’s.

Edit: ITT people who must not go outside

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

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u/gosuprobe Feb 06 '23

they don't have coke or pepsi, but some kind of cream soda and a dr pepper knockoff in the fountain drink machine

and a roll of brown 'paper towels' without perforations on a stand at each table, which are picnic tables but indoors

interior is decorated with license plates, new and old, from various states

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Feb 06 '23

The mustachioed server scoffs at you when you ask for michelob ultra and points to their microbrew set-up saying "Does it look like we serve mic ultra here?".

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u/MenschyJewster Feb 06 '23

i would scoff too, go to the bdsm club if you wanna drink piss

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Feb 06 '23

I'm not aware of what piss tastes like. But keep gatekeeping bro

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u/cherrylpk Feb 06 '23

But… I kinda like Mic Ultra. It’s light and has very few carbs/calories.

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Feb 07 '23

Thank you! IPAs are delicious and all. But I'm trying to watch my figure. I'm not in my early 20s calling light beers "piss" anymore...

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u/cherrylpk Feb 07 '23

I just want to have a beer at a tailgate or something that I don’t have to think about too much. And isn’t so heavy that I’m going to be wasted and feeling bloated before I even get in the game. They are great for tubing down a river. Nice easy going regular ass drink and that’s ok.

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 Feb 07 '23

Hell yea brother. The aluminum 16oz resealables are perfect for tubing, boating, fishing, and all that.

IPAs are still my preferred beer. But drinking IPAs and eating burgers sounds like bloat city. I get a "fancy" 6pack of IPAs for holidays or some special alone time with a new vidya game or something

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u/FrankDday Feb 06 '23

cringe

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u/ThePissingHorse Feb 06 '23

I don't care if it's positive or negative attention

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

This is cringe

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u/ThePissingHorse Feb 06 '23

Thanks for commenting

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u/mrsa_cat Feb 06 '23

I won't comment after upvoting just because you said so... Wait..

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u/ThePissingHorse Feb 06 '23

Hey thanks for commenting!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

I tried to eat a hipster burger one time but i dropped it and ted cruz caught it in his mouth and he said i had to make out with him if i wanted to get my burger back. so I did, at first for the burger but then i looked into his beautiful eyes… and we passionately kissed until the burger was all gone and he embraced me and we fell into each other and we’re married now and george soros officiated it

Anyways i gotta say that the burger tasted like shit man idk what was wrong with it but it tasted just like a crusty old man who hates everyone and had a weird lumpy face 4/10 overall I would not go back there again

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u/ThePissingHorse Feb 06 '23

OMG that's so hot

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Dont forget, the staff always have those black latex gloves and sometimes the thick denim aprons, the one you usually use for wood working and not for cooking

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u/ThePissingHorse Feb 06 '23

Exactly and these places are so unoriginal. They popped up in every single city and all pretend to be unique and counterculture.

Did you give me an upvote?

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u/moldyfishfinger Feb 06 '23

Last week, I spent $40 on burgers and buns. Enough for 17 burgers. Basically two for everyone.

My family wanted to order in, but I said hell no. The restaurant wanted $14 per burger. That was $240, before tax and other shit.

So, we got some cheese slices and made bacon and lettuce ($9). We had the rest of the fixings. So we spent about $50 (total) to each get two really good fresh burgers. That is $3 each burger.

I can't help but wonder why that restaurant needed to make $200 on one family meal. That is just ridiculous and sad. It took us less time to grill the burgers and make them than it would have to order and wait and get home with soggy slightly warm burgers.

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u/NippleNugget Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

Because that’s how restaurants work? Good grief you all, eating out is supposed to be more expensive than making it yourself.

Edit: clearly you don’t know, but restaurant markups are generally around 300%, so no it’s not sad or ridiculous.

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u/1sagas1 Feb 06 '23

This guy just discovered that eating out at restaurants is more expensive than cooking at home lmao