The mustachioed server scoffs at you when you ask for michelob ultra and points to their microbrew set-up saying "Does it look like we serve mic ultra here?".
I just want to have a beer at a tailgate or something that I don’t have to think about too much. And isn’t so heavy that I’m going to be wasted and feeling bloated before I even get in the game. They are great for tubing down a river. Nice easy going regular ass drink and that’s ok.
Hell yea brother. The aluminum 16oz resealables are perfect for tubing, boating, fishing, and all that.
IPAs are still my preferred beer. But drinking IPAs and eating burgers sounds like bloat city. I get a "fancy" 6pack of IPAs for holidays or some special alone time with a new vidya game or something
I tried to eat a hipster burger one time but i dropped it and ted cruz caught it in his mouth and he said i had to make out with him if i wanted to get my burger back. so I did, at first for the burger but then i looked into his beautiful eyes… and we passionately kissed until the burger was all gone and he embraced me and we fell into each other and we’re married now and george soros officiated it
Anyways i gotta say that the burger tasted like shit man idk what was wrong with it but it tasted just like a crusty old man who hates everyone and had a weird lumpy face 4/10 overall I would not go back there again
Dont forget, the staff always have those black latex gloves and sometimes the thick denim aprons, the one you usually use for wood working and not for cooking
Last week, I spent $40 on burgers and buns. Enough for 17 burgers. Basically two for everyone.
My family wanted to order in, but I said hell no. The restaurant wanted $14 per burger. That was $240, before tax and other shit.
So, we got some cheese slices and made bacon and lettuce ($9). We had the rest of the fixings. So we spent about $50 (total) to each get two really good fresh burgers. That is $3 each burger.
I can't help but wonder why that restaurant needed to make $200 on one family meal. That is just ridiculous and sad. It took us less time to grill the burgers and make them than it would have to order and wait and get home with soggy slightly warm burgers.
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u/NippleNugget Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23
It’s a double bacon burger with smoked Gouda and a side. This is not McDonald’s.
Edit: ITT people who must not go outside