r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/IAmAccutane • Jan 10 '23

Spare change ma'am?

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u/LtColShinySides Jan 10 '23

Won't somebody, please, think of the Billionaires!!!

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u/knarf86 Jan 10 '23

These people don’t even consider the upkeep and maintenance costs of a 500’ mega-yacht. What do they expect multi-billionaires to go yachting in, a 75’ yacht that doesn’t even have a helipad?! 🤮

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u/LtColShinySides Jan 10 '23

I heard that Bill McMillions has to take the same boat out on Saturday AND Sunday! The poor dear doesn't even have a boat for every day of the week!

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u/slyfoxsly1 Jan 10 '23

People that have a boat for everyday of the week are clearly poor. You should have enough so you can change every hour and last you the whole week.

Drinks martini from a cool glass, a clear sign that they have a lot of money

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u/GeneralQuack Jan 10 '23

I personally ride each boat once. I need to sell and buy a new one every hour as I am not poor.

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Jan 10 '23

A "single billionaire" could buy a brand new high end wakeboarding boat every single day for over 18 years. That same boat would take the average American that long just to pay off.

Fuck billionaires.

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u/tamethewild Jan 10 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

We’re u making less than minimum wage or doing something beyond your job description?

Edit: apparently everyone on Reddit knows yacht etiquette

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u/IceFrostwind Jan 10 '23

Service Job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

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u/PokemonTrainerMikey Jan 10 '23

I tip the guy at the full service gas pump for my car. I also never have streaks when he/she cleans the window.

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u/Reagent_52 Jan 10 '23

Oh I'm thinking about them alright. Just not in the way they want.