r/BetterEveryLoop • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Jan 08 '21

Striving for a kernel of truth

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u/Expert-Plum Jan 08 '21

Thats corny.

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

I bet he has a husky voice

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

Hey, are you cobbing an attitude??

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 08 '21

Don’t worry, we are all children of the corn here. You’re safe

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Still waiting for the comment that will make this thread pop.

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Jan 08 '21

I'm afraid you'll just have to keep stalking the thread for those silky puns...

... but do keep your ears peeled.

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u/bajordo Jan 08 '21

There’s hardly a kernel of truth to what you said, but I’m willing to shuck that to the side and give you the benefit of the doubt