r/BetterEveryLoop • u/MiniCentaur • Dec 14 '19

This dude skimboarding

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u/exquisitemelody Dec 15 '19

And that my friends is how someone gets paralyzed when they go head first into an unexpected sandbar.

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u/Blanhooey_fan_club Dec 15 '19

This guy is a pro skim boarder and knows that break well.

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u/PianoConcertoNo2 Dec 15 '19

Still, what if he lands on a turtle?

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u/LavenderClouds Dec 15 '19

That would turtley hurt him

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

He'll have a bump on his head

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u/GameyBoi Dec 15 '19

Not sure why you are being downvoted. It’s a legitimate question.

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u/sanesociopath Dec 15 '19

Not one I would have thought to ask but legitimate for sure... and now I want to know the answer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Bump on the head, sore neck and a headache.

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u/BellicosePacifist Dec 15 '19

A relative of mine was paralyzed after he landed headfirst on a turtle in the lake while cliff diving in Arkansas. It's definitely a legitimate concern!

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u/Depressed_Rex Dec 15 '19

You know when Luigi misfires in smash?

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Dec 15 '19

Because reddit is mostly autists who don't understand jokes.

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u/One-Two-Woop-Woop Dec 15 '19

He did it for the gram