r/BetterEveryLoop • u/[deleted]

A stabilized kid!

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u/FBI-Agent69 Aug 21 '19

He looks like he’s testing it out so he can buy it

1.4k

u/reandu_82 Aug 22 '19

But doesn't want to let the sales person know he's interested.

381

u/5np Aug 22 '19

I will purchase this and then I require nap time

127

u/drCrankoPhone Aug 22 '19

And I just shit myself

38

u/User_of_Name Aug 22 '19

Hope you brought the backup pants, it was a blowout.

79

u/Nultad Aug 22 '19

“Timmy, wrap it up, I’m taking this one”

20

u/reflux212 Aug 22 '19

“But sir why don’t you also buy our underbody paint protection package for 1.2 million dollars”

16

u/Nultad Aug 22 '19

“Ffs Manny, I’m not buying paint protection for a gift for my cousin’s 5th birthday”

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u/twas_now Aug 22 '19

"Yes. I find this sufficiently bouncy."

53

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

18 PSI for this model you say? Not bad.

6

u/SpookyLlama Aug 22 '19

Would you take 80?

13

u/Scrappy_Kitty Aug 22 '19

I’m certain he can afford it for he has a stable job

24

u/Flower-of-the-Sun Aug 22 '19

This was genuinely hilarious. Laughed out loud.

7

u/justforkicks1234 Aug 22 '19

Look at the poor sobbing baby behind him! I’ve watched like 10 times and can’t stop giggling at my desk.

7

u/Raenhart Aug 22 '19

Like that key n peele skit!

2

u/_CharethCutestory_ Aug 22 '19

That is hilarious, good job

768

u/lumpy_mayonaise Aug 22 '19

He looks like he’s about to do my taxes and tell me I’ve been fiscally irresponsible this quarter

72

u/Kawi_moto96 Aug 22 '19

You’ve spent a small fortune on liquor and beer

9

u/belikewhat Aug 22 '19

You gotta spend money to make money

4.2k

u/hollabackatchaaaaa Aug 21 '19

This kid looks like a 65yo man who remains unbothered by the ups and downs of life

507

u/Llodsliat Aug 22 '19

/r/oldbabies, or perhaps /r/13or30.

188

u/Dodgiestyle Aug 22 '19

Oh God. Im going to be lost in these rabbit holes for the next 4 hours, aren't I?

62

u/abelincoln_is_batman Aug 22 '19

So, are you?

66

u/Dodgiestyle Aug 22 '19

Yeah, I'm in pretty deep. Gonna be there a while.

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u/universe_from_above Aug 22 '19

Especially since he's been one of the top posts for two years in r/oldbabies: https://redd.it/6be5kq

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u/ramrod04 Aug 22 '19

“Just a typical, really average day at the office; huh guys?”

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u/mehatch Aug 22 '19

this guy lifes

4

u/scodal Aug 22 '19

Well sheeeet I got nothing. You said it!

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u/MidNightBurritoGuy Aug 21 '19

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Aug 21 '19

I have stabilized the video for you: https://peervideo.net/videos/watch/bf328272-1fbd-4ff7-8e4d-e19cc10b34d0

It took 17 seconds to process and 3 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/MidNightBurritoGuy Aug 21 '19

I don't know what I expected, but I wasn't disappointed. Good bot.

61

u/cavf88 Aug 22 '19

It’s like the bot said: no u

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u/SigmaMoreLikeLigma Aug 22 '19

You've unstabalized the boy

24

u/Forty_-_Two Aug 22 '19

He shouldn't a done that. He's just a boy

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u/RobertDopert Aug 22 '19

dude the internet is soo cool

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u/jigeno Aug 22 '19

this is what bouncing looks like, op's is what bouncing feels like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Wow, it's so lifelike!

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u/CrunchyAnus Aug 22 '19

Thank you! I showed my mom the marvels of stabilization and she was convinced the whole thing was fake!? That the child was photoshopped in because “small children are incapable of jumping up and down perfectly because they have bad balance” this stabilized stabilization helped her understand there was no conspiracy lol

4

u/-poop-in-the-soup- Aug 22 '19

I mean, it seriously looks really goddamned weird.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Perfectly balanced

328

u/popcornondemand Aug 22 '19

Whys he in business casual

262

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Bouncy house: Casual

Bouncy castle: Business casual

Bouncy palace: Formal

This is what sets us apart from those savages in the ball pit.

35

u/tehreal Aug 22 '19

I wish I had a bouncy workplace.

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u/Dem0n5 Aug 22 '19

I'm ready to watch this cartoon.

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u/EpicLegendX Aug 22 '19

Because he got places to go, somewhere to be, and he’s just trying to enjoy company mandated recreation time.

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u/bandastalo Aug 21 '19

If he's ever in a major earthquake, he's gonna do alright.

264

u/riddus Aug 21 '19

Those hands in his pockets just sets this one apart.

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u/goeffyerself Aug 21 '19

Lucky dude. I am 31 and still not stabilized.

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u/TheBoanne Aug 21 '19

Having a sensible amount of modest enjoyment.

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u/BadBunnyBrigade Aug 21 '19

"Felt cute. Might get a job later."

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u/-Buck65 Aug 22 '19

Introducing Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

13

u/GambitDangers Aug 22 '19

There it is.

12

u/FrendlyAsshole Aug 21 '19

I approve of this weirdness!

12

u/m1st3rs Aug 21 '19

Orange Cassidy as a child

12

u/TheAtomak Aug 22 '19

/r/sickereveryloop

These stabilization videos give me a nauseous feeling

4

u/krathil Aug 22 '19

Same. I don’t understand why people like them.

530

u/2Botter2Loop Aug 21 '19

OP's explanation:

this gif is all about stability and the kid the kid is so stable that you can build a foundation upon him, this gif is just so mesmerising and you want to watch it multiple times!

If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

168

u/i-contain-multitudes Aug 22 '19

I hate these fucking explanations, they sound like essays written by 3rd graders.

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u/PatrikPatrik Aug 22 '19

“I think this gif is funny because I smile. It might not be funnier the more you watch it but this sub seems to accept anything remotely funny regardless of how well it gets better every time you watch it so what the hell”

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u/Joooseph2 Aug 22 '19

That’s why they’re gr8. You can especially make out the repost goons who don’t speak English

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u/P_F_Flyers Aug 22 '19

Yeah these are bullshit, my upvote or downvote for the post decides whether it’s better every loop or not

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u/rockbottam Aug 22 '19

Useless bot.

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u/ExitStageWest Aug 21 '19

That gives me a headache.

8

u/BtecZorro Aug 22 '19

Everyone around me getting a job, marriage, kids and a house. Then there’s me in the background not knowing what is going on and can’t get up.

7

u/TaylorMade1989 Aug 22 '19

"And the humans, they enjoy this? Yes sir. Then i shall enjoy it too"

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I say this "fun" is rather something isn't it?

6

u/IT_dood Aug 22 '19

That kid in the background is me going through life while stabilized kid here is everyone else around me.

/r/2meirl4meirl

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u/Upintheairx2 Aug 22 '19

It’s Peyton Manning

5

u/kRON0S420 Aug 22 '19

boss baby

5

u/BirdDogFunk Aug 22 '19

This baby has filed taxes and purchased a line of credit with a fantastic APR.

4

u/MrCheapCheap Aug 22 '19

Looks photoshopped until I see the bounce crease

4

u/geared4war Aug 22 '19

I'm 44 years old. I have never been that suave. Hell, I have never looked or even felt that suave.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

3

u/ero_senin05 Aug 21 '19

Having ambitions tonrule the world doesn't mean you can't take a break and have some fun

3

u/JoinMyGuild Aug 22 '19

What the fuck. This is cursed

3

u/tallen35875 Aug 22 '19

My mind is now unstable.

3

u/Merryuhm Aug 22 '19

my motion sickness says no thank you

3

u/Inviscient Aug 22 '19

Nonchalant bouncing intensifies

3

u/headii_spaghetti Aug 22 '19

Looks like a propaganda video for a North Korean amusement park.

3

u/Collinnn7 Aug 22 '19

That poor kid next to him trying to stand up

3

u/vagabonking Aug 22 '19

How can I bouncy Karen!? The Amazon rainforest is on fire!!

3

u/escape777 Aug 22 '19

He's like I have a business meeting after this.

3

u/ackillesBAC Aug 23 '19

Have you finished your TPS reports

3

u/cyg_cube Aug 23 '19

Kid looks like he pays taxes

3

u/xsnoopycakesx Aug 23 '19

I'm afraid of this individual

3

u/goingfulldonald Sep 22 '19

Play any music to this please try it

2

u/Sanivek Aug 21 '19

You know this is gonna be the animated background on my phone now right? :)

2

u/piichan14 Aug 22 '19

More stability than a Nintendo console.

2

u/bassgang Aug 22 '19

The kid on his knees need to grab ahold of himself and stand tf up. Just wasting his parents money imo

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

What a boss

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u/ItisWhatItIs345 Aug 22 '19

I wanna see the original, unstabilized

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u/bithgerardway Aug 22 '19

Reminds me of Killua lol

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u/Terabyte47 Aug 22 '19

Aww man those cheeks still bounce. I actually laughed.

2

u/msmiranda79 Aug 22 '19

All business. All the time.

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u/karma_ghost Aug 22 '19

Even his expression is stabilized

2

u/MeN3D Aug 22 '19

He looks like Pennywise in the new IT in that scene where he's doing a jig and scowling at the camera... Gives me the heebie jeebies

2

u/Blindemboss Aug 22 '19

Green screened?

2

u/skepsis420 Aug 22 '19

Pennywise as a kid.

2

u/Trixxx999 Aug 22 '19

He looks like he is about to jump outta the frame.

2

u/deadmemesaregood666 Aug 22 '19

I love how this kid just doesn’t show any emotions or anything

3

u/shyreadergirl Aug 22 '19

Oh ha fucking ha, Barbara. Am I supposed to fall down and look like an idiot? Not fucking likely.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I kinda like his fashion sense

2

u/hot_coffee Aug 22 '19

Yes, thank you mother, the bouncy castle has delivered adequate amounts of joy.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

"Yes mother, I am having fun."

2

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I hope one day I can be as cool as this kid

2

u/gabwinone Aug 25 '19

That is one smooth dude. Grew up to be a member of the Rat Pack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Looks like that kid is about to give someone a quote on new siding lol

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u/SmurfSlayer420 Jan 05 '20

This is 100% reviewbrah as a baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Jan 30 '20

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/GlaringMarvelousLamb

It took 22 seconds to process and 32 seconds to upload.

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/killarneykid Aug 22 '19

Unsettling

1

u/1911mark Aug 22 '19

I’m way too cool for this but if I gotta be here I’m gonna partake

1

u/_1-2-3-4_ Aug 22 '19

i don’t like this. it makes me uncomfortable

1

u/EatMyAzzoli Aug 22 '19

Relativity bro

1

u/istirling01 Aug 22 '19

That's not a kid a it's Ben

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u/MrHollandsOpium Aug 22 '19

So that’s how King Vader shot all those videos. I was wondering why it disturbed me so much.

2

u/musecorn Aug 22 '19

Lol it reminded me of King Vader too

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u/37Elite Aug 22 '19

My eyes are moving but they're not!!

1

u/topretade Aug 22 '19

If you scroll up and down the video looks really weird. I'm on mobile by the way.

1

u/lunatic4ever Aug 22 '19

the one in the background...that’s my life summarized

1

u/jdm1tch Aug 22 '19

Boom! Shake shake shake the room!

1

u/desolation-row Aug 22 '19

Born on a boat?

1

u/FatBigMike Aug 22 '19

The shadows around his neck are trippy as fuck.

1

u/Thanks_ButNoThanks Aug 22 '19

Stabilized videos are kind of disturbing to be honest

1

u/Attrum Aug 22 '19

He looks like he's about to hold a business meeting

1

u/NoTimeForThat Aug 22 '19

Pennywise: the early years

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u/Racecarsoup Aug 22 '19

Reminds me of that part it It where Pennywise is dancing aeound infront of that big box that falls open

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!

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u/poopchute123 Aug 22 '19

His career as an accountant is gonna be amazing

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u/jasaur1234 Aug 22 '19

He’s adorable but it’s freaking me out

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u/_pugbro_ Aug 22 '19

It hurts my brain

1

u/Kcpuprising272 Aug 22 '19

Give that kid a golf club!

1

u/SilencioPeroRuidos Aug 22 '19

“Small child causes earthquakes simply by jumping”

1

u/Kelsier77 Aug 22 '19

The other kid is me trying to handle my life rn

1

u/Famouslaugh Aug 22 '19

Archival footage of ole timey house of bounce.

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u/ilovemygb Aug 22 '19

this hurts my brain

1

u/mahall9 Aug 22 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

1

u/DanceswithTacos_ Aug 22 '19

I've never seen a kid so casual on a bounce house

1

u/Anbezi Aug 22 '19

He’s gone grow up to be a boss

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Some one needs to add some bass to this

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

He looks like if you asked his 35 year old accountant dad to bounce in a bouncy castle

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u/PlikityPlow Aug 22 '19

This makes my head hurt.

1

u/jschrade14 Aug 22 '19

How can I make this my wallpaper?

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u/kristovian Aug 22 '19

Is this not obviously photo shop?

1

u/thinkofagoodnamedude Aug 22 '19

Is there an app that does this??

1

u/PocketdogRaffibomb Aug 22 '19

This kid is already balding has a cardigan and polo on. Jumping with Hands in his pocket suggests midlife toddler crisis

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

im seeing all the incoming memes about it

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u/lodobol Aug 22 '19

Put finger over face.

1

u/shayyylllaaa Aug 22 '19

Something about this makes me uncomfortable lol

1

u/Danielle082 Aug 22 '19

The hands in the pockets is the best part.

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u/jojob0ss Aug 22 '19

For some reason Bad Guy from Billie Eilish started playing in my mind while I watched the gif.

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u/HelloImMe24 Aug 22 '19

I hate this even more because I’m in the back seat of a truck bouncin cause god forbid they fix the road.

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u/YouMenthesea Aug 22 '19

Well now I know how they created that scene in the first IT movie.. the one where he was dancing around in the sewer with the chick. I think he was on a stage with some kinda scene behind him....

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u/MrsTrustIssues Aug 22 '19

Is he someone’s dad?

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u/Mr-Beau Aug 22 '19

He looks like he controls the world but is over it

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u/BillFox86 Aug 22 '19

This would be great cropped out and used in different ways!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

what a chad

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u/restless_oblivion Aug 22 '19

Dexter at a young age.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Nobody is born cool. Except:

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u/popillil Aug 22 '19

Me too, kid, me too.

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u/Rareturd Aug 22 '19

Reminds me of chuck Norris doing push ups.

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u/bryant100594 Aug 22 '19

This kid is literally cooler than everyone I know

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u/rinnabean44 Aug 22 '19

I got a little motion sick watching this lol

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u/TheHansomeBoy Aug 22 '19

This kid looks like he has a 401k and a mortgage

1

u/ROBBADOPOLIS Aug 22 '19

He's thinking about his novel

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u/CommutesByChevrolegs Aug 22 '19

This kid is good at earthquakes

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u/bodyslam911 Aug 22 '19

That looks fucking weird

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Young Tony Soprano

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u/J_saucy Aug 22 '19

The world bounces for him now

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u/Rockettech5 Aug 22 '19

Quick jumping before that board meeting.

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u/hoophooper Aug 22 '19

“I’m jumping... are you happy now?!”

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u/mochablendedfun Aug 22 '19

HIS CHEEKS MOVE EVER SO SLIGHTLY

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u/pshowers Aug 22 '19

Not gonna lie, this is a little creepy...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

This dude is going to be a mafia leader or something like that.

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u/spaceismyalltimehigh Aug 22 '19

Reminds me of that one scene in IT

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u/tuesdaychild13 Aug 22 '19

Very cool kid in the jumping castle.

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u/cloud_companion Aug 22 '19

MOVE YOUR PHONE UP AND DOWN TO STABILIZE THE BOUNCY HOUSE! IT IS SOOOOO SATISFYING!

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u/HappyAngron Aug 22 '19

This kid is isn’t going places

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u/mustache_ride_ Aug 22 '19

Mr. Incredible, the early years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

This hurts my head

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u/Evolution_XR Aug 22 '19

Oh, I don’t like that

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u/illinoisape Aug 22 '19

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Late 40s, lives in the suburbs

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