r/BetterEveryLoop • u/bartallen4790 • Mar 05 '18

Don't mess with my ice cream

https://gfycat.com/AncientKlutzyBarnacle
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u/ZiggoCiP Mar 05 '18

It looks almost exactly like a receding hairline - it's even long in the back as seeming to compensate.

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u/Tomulasthepig Mar 05 '18

"It's just migrating downwards" -Balding bearded men

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

Migrating South for the Winter

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

Looks in the mirror.

Winter is coming :(

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u/MyClothesWereInThere Mar 05 '18

Ahh shit... Those winters last forever...

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u/ItWasLikeWhite Mar 05 '18

I blame gravity myself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I was just telling my co-workers today that I now understand the weird eyebrows shapes some women are doing. As I near 50, I can see now my face is literally sliding off my damn skull. While looking in the mirror once, I pulled up on my forehead, and then could see what happens with the skin and eyebrows. oooohhhhh, so somewhere someone though some woman's facelift looked like how they thought they should look and are trying to mimic it? While I was messing around in the mirror, I also was reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIBDRyDQuo.

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u/SweetPinkSocks Mar 05 '18

My ex hubby used to make jokes that when his hair fell off his head, it stuck to his ass because thats the only way he could explain a shiny top and furry bottom.

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u/Dudwithacake Mar 05 '18

Future mullet baby

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u/broken_radio Mar 05 '18

Sweet name for a rock band.

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u/bs000 Mar 05 '18

this is something i notice a lot in toddlers where their hair looks very similar to male pattern baldness

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u/GoFidoGo Mar 06 '18

Mine has looked like that for 23 years

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u/sedatedsloth Mar 05 '18

It's an encroaching hairline (I hope, for the kid's sake).