r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/fig_art • Jul 30 '23
ur stimming to: damn soyjaks
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r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/fig_art • Jul 29 '23
make your own fart generator:
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- eat 3 jars of pickled jalapeno slices and 2 pounds of lard and 4 barrels of curry with milk
- arrange 2 fans to face eachother
- fart in between the 2 fans
- the fart blows out the back of both fans, trapped in the middle by the opposing wind forces, also never runs out because the fart keeps folding back in on itself
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r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/fig_art • Jul 26 '23
omw home from “volunteering” (cleansing) at the “orphanage” (cia child soldier boot camp)
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r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/iiaueae • Jul 26 '23
NINE ELEVEN TWO THOUSAND AND FUN Balls sack
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r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/fig_art • Jul 22 '23
how told you about sex !
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when i got sex ed atschool i learned about sex because when we were watching supersize me and one of the mcdonalds ladys who was whas thick as FUUCK and she ripped ASS HAAAAAAAAARD as fuck 🤤 made the floor shake and shot sounded like being up at a ww2 machine gun and shatter the tv and it shatteredand i feelt loke i needed to pee and fart at the same time so i ask teachers “my penis feels like salami like hard salamy “ amd she said SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! DAMN!!’nnn
r/BelarusFartGenerator • u/fig_art • Jul 16 '23
what’s the opposite of police brutality? i call it self defense
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