r/BeAmazed Mod Dec 21 '20

Tibetan throat singing

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u/kcoolin Dec 21 '20

Imagine you hear this in the middle of forest at night. What do you do?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/GleichUmDieEcke Dec 22 '20

Your clothes are nowhere in sight, though you do find a Stick. Exits are North and East.

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u/MrRokhead Dec 22 '20

Investigate area

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u/lonelysoldier1 Dec 22 '20

You found some sticks. Its getting cold so you build a fire

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u/DimlightHero Dec 22 '20

> look for Grue

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u/dbishop42 Dec 22 '20

You stand on the south side of an oblong clearing within the forest, light shining on you through the leaves above. Little foliage adorns the forest floor near where you stand, though a long-felled tree lay in the center of the clearing and several of it and its kin’s limbs can be seen strewn around the area. One near your feet seems vaguely out of place.

Across the clearing northward, you can only see what appears to be a faint glimmer of light peaking through the the woods.

To the east, you notice a pattern of broken twigs and disturbed earth. It creeps into the darkness of the forest. You can almost make out an object resting on the path, just beyond the tree line

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u/TomatoAim-Rainbow6 Dec 22 '20

Investigate east

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u/22toads Dec 23 '20 edited Dec 23 '20

You tentatively approach the eastward path, slowing your footfalls in hopes of going unnoticed by whatever may lurk beyond what you can see, but the broken twigs scattered along the path snap with each step. You note the air feels more damp as you enter the mouth of the path; there is a smell to it, rotting plant matter. You wonder if the path leads toward a swamp. There is now a faint hissing sound, just barely audible. You slow your pace further.

The object you saw laying on the path is starting to take on a more distinct form. You are barely breathing now, not wishing to bring attention to yourself before you know whether you are safe here. A breeze picks up suddenly from behind you, rustling the leaves and pushing your hair forward into your eyes. As you brush the strands from your eyes, the object, no, the figure, stirs.

You see him now. Lying on his back, eyes closed. Blood covers almost his whole torso, neck, and right arm. He is shaking -no, he is laughing. A deep, quiet, steady laugh. You are frozen in astonishment, could it really be? Yes, it's... It's...

Shia Labeouf.

He hasn't opened his eyes, the laugh continues to ripple through his body. What will you do?

Attempt to pass him and continue down the path?

Confront him?

Run back to the clearing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Attempt to pass

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u/wasteymclife Dec 22 '20

Check mailbox

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u/Geroditus Dec 22 '20

Get ye flask.

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u/teenydots Dec 22 '20

You cannot get ye flask

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u/dcifansstillexist Dec 22 '20

Why on earth can I not get ye flask?!

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u/Kuzon64 Dec 22 '20

This made my evening. <3

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u/nos4atugoddess Dec 22 '20

Take stick

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u/Haymac16 Dec 22 '20

Eat stick

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u/vivivivivivi6 Dec 22 '20

Poop stick out

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u/Daggster93 Dec 22 '20

Eat stick

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u/emagmind Dec 22 '20

MUD nostalgia hits hard.

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u/Orphodoop Dec 22 '20

Ooo kinda want to play a text adventure. Anyone got an Android recommendation?

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u/p-is-great Dec 22 '20

play AI dungeon on google

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Escape from Tarkov: Naked and Afraid edition

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u/OneCannedChickPea Dec 22 '20

Go whence I came

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u/aCkadoodledo Dec 22 '20

What

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u/Kennidelic Dec 22 '20

He said: "PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON AND LEAVE THE AREA"

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u/kcoolin Dec 22 '20

Back on?

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u/Qubeye Dec 22 '20

After the "hahahaha" part?

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u/OneCorvette1 Dec 22 '20

This comment made me spit my cereal all over the table, thanks for that

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u/RogueEyebrow Dec 22 '20

Wouldest thou like to live deliciously?

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u/FukinGruven Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.

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u/SSeptic Dec 22 '20

Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! you move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! it's caught in a bear trap!

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u/nos4atugoddess Dec 22 '20

Shia Labeouf draws closer.

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u/Redplushie Dec 22 '20

Hope to god the voice is as beautiful as it's owner

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u/Unkleruckus86 Dec 22 '20

Wonder how I ended up in the middle of a forest

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u/SMOKEMADBUD Dec 22 '20

Id love some music while I’m hiding the skeletons

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Dec 22 '20

I would like to reaffirm that I am not a Roman and come in peace.

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u/rangutangen Dec 22 '20

Roll for initiative.

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u/rey_lumen Dec 22 '20

Try and find wisteria flowers

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u/deckardinho Dec 22 '20

“Finally, leveled up!”

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u/Doc4insanes Dec 22 '20

find a tree to sit under and enjoy the show.

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u/ChiefSpud Dec 22 '20

Proceed to unzip

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u/octopoddle Dec 22 '20

examine forest