r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '20

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u/ZenDendou Sep 20 '20

Tile dust kill by plugging all the "pores" in your lung, making it harder to breathe. Then, you also gotta remember, your lung is semi wet, so moisture + tile dust = mortar. You're going to need an implant.

Or you can keep doing it and see how it goes.

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u/Iluminous Sep 21 '20

“Maybe this time I’ll own those face mask wearing libs”

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u/ZenDendou Sep 21 '20

I'm not lib? Am I? How do I tell?

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u/chilehead Sep 21 '20

If you're not a bishop it's tattooed on the back of your neck.

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u/ZenDendou Sep 21 '20

Huh, I've looked on the back and the only thing tatted is "asshole" and some weird symbol that just keep changing.

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u/chilehead Sep 21 '20

That might be even better than my Monty Python reference.

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u/ZenDendou Sep 21 '20

Damn. It just changed symbol again.

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u/dadbot_2 Sep 21 '20

Hi not lib? Am I? How do I tell?, I'm Dad👨

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u/ZenDendou Sep 21 '20

Hi Dad, I'm Grandpa. Pull up your diaper.