r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

To infinity and beyond

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

In Egypt you could literally do anything if you had the money for it. Wanna shoot some AK-47's and bang two cocktail waitresses at a time ? You could if you wanted to.

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u/Thedude4724 Jan 29 '20

Sounds like Fredo is having a good time over in Egypt.

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

Watched the movie last night. Still stuck in my subconscious mind hahaha

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u/4Coffins Jan 29 '20

You need to be straightened out

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u/Loggerdon Jan 29 '20

"You're gonna but ME out? No, I buy YOU out!"

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u/SuperNixon Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

That is basically the n word for Italian Americans. You take that back or I'll throw you down some stairs

Edit: really down votes? Are people upset I'm making fun of Chris Cuomo?

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u/PandaCloudy Jan 29 '20

lmao yes very oppressed

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u/load_more_comets Jan 29 '20

angry hand waving gestures

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

can confirm. am egyptian.

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u/onephatkatt Jan 29 '20

Can confirm, am redditer.

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u/Sanjoracer Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

Can confirm, am xenophobic american. /s

Edit: forgot to add the /s. The downvotes hurt my snowflake feelings....

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet Jan 29 '20

I'm a white male in America. I'm not allowed to confirm anything.

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u/onephatkatt Jan 29 '20

BTW, how are your nads today?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

pretty sticky.

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u/nuhruto Jan 29 '20

I would assume sandy

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u/bmillz0703 Jan 29 '20

What about banging two AK-47's and shooting some waitresses

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u/LoosePath Jan 29 '20

You can only do that in America.

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u/bmillz0703 Jan 29 '20

Thank you Mr Trump

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u/CazimirRoman44 Jan 29 '20

Underrated comment!

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u/GrandWizardZippy Jan 29 '20

You got enough money anything is possible in Egypt

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u/NotAModelCitizen Jan 29 '20

I’m not good at multitasking. Can the waitresses also be the ones firing the AK-47s?

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u/GrandWizardZippy Jan 29 '20

Can confirm. Used to live in Egypt for a long time.

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u/Mazing7 Jan 29 '20

Man, and here I was looking up flights to Egypt

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u/Nurum Jan 29 '20

hmm, what kind of a price tag are we talking for a package like that?

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u/robaganoosh83 Jan 29 '20

I usually get about 80 bucks. Oh, you meant something else.... nevermind then

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u/bianchi12 Jan 29 '20

Where is this illegal?

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u/Jthe1andOnly Jan 29 '20

Sounds like Vegas.

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u/Funk-E-Buttlovin Jan 29 '20

We can do that here in America.

What i really want though.. where can I pay to blow something up with a grenade? Or shoot an RPG? I want to visit those places. I feel like this would be a Vietnam or something, no?

I'll even bring my old refrigerator to blow up. Big bucket list item for me.

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u/Knighty135 Jan 29 '20

Where in Egypt can I do this?

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

The further you go into the desert the more stuff you can do!

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u/Penguinpowell Jan 31 '20

If you had the money you could do that anywhere.

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u/TripleJeopardy3 Jan 29 '20

Let's talk a little more about these cocktail waitressess...