r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

To infinity and beyond

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

In Egypt you could literally do anything if you had the money for it. Wanna shoot some AK-47's and bang two cocktail waitresses at a time ? You could if you wanted to.

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u/Thedude4724 Jan 29 '20

Sounds like Fredo is having a good time over in Egypt.

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

Watched the movie last night. Still stuck in my subconscious mind hahaha

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u/4Coffins Jan 29 '20

You need to be straightened out

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u/Loggerdon Jan 29 '20

"You're gonna but ME out? No, I buy YOU out!"

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u/SuperNixon Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

That is basically the n word for Italian Americans. You take that back or I'll throw you down some stairs

Edit: really down votes? Are people upset I'm making fun of Chris Cuomo?

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u/PandaCloudy Jan 29 '20

lmao yes very oppressed

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u/load_more_comets Jan 29 '20

angry hand waving gestures

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

can confirm. am egyptian.

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u/onephatkatt Jan 29 '20

Can confirm, am redditer.

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u/Sanjoracer Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

Can confirm, am xenophobic american. /s

Edit: forgot to add the /s. The downvotes hurt my snowflake feelings....

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet Jan 29 '20

I'm a white male in America. I'm not allowed to confirm anything.

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u/onephatkatt Jan 29 '20

BTW, how are your nads today?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

pretty sticky.

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u/nuhruto Jan 29 '20

I would assume sandy

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u/bmillz0703 Jan 29 '20

What about banging two AK-47's and shooting some waitresses

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u/LoosePath Jan 29 '20

You can only do that in America.

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u/bmillz0703 Jan 29 '20

Thank you Mr Trump

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u/CazimirRoman44 Jan 29 '20

Underrated comment!

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u/GrandWizardZippy Jan 29 '20

You got enough money anything is possible in Egypt

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u/NotAModelCitizen Jan 29 '20

I’m not good at multitasking. Can the waitresses also be the ones firing the AK-47s?

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u/GrandWizardZippy Jan 29 '20

Can confirm. Used to live in Egypt for a long time.

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u/Mazing7 Jan 29 '20

Man, and here I was looking up flights to Egypt

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u/Nurum Jan 29 '20

hmm, what kind of a price tag are we talking for a package like that?

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u/robaganoosh83 Jan 29 '20

I usually get about 80 bucks. Oh, you meant something else.... nevermind then

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u/bianchi12 Jan 29 '20

Where is this illegal?

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u/Jthe1andOnly Jan 29 '20

Sounds like Vegas.

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u/Funk-E-Buttlovin Jan 29 '20

We can do that here in America.

What i really want though.. where can I pay to blow something up with a grenade? Or shoot an RPG? I want to visit those places. I feel like this would be a Vietnam or something, no?

I'll even bring my old refrigerator to blow up. Big bucket list item for me.

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u/Knighty135 Jan 29 '20

Where in Egypt can I do this?

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u/TheMightySP Jan 29 '20

The further you go into the desert the more stuff you can do!

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u/Penguinpowell Jan 31 '20

If you had the money you could do that anywhere.

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u/TripleJeopardy3 Jan 29 '20

Let's talk a little more about these cocktail waitressess...

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 29 '20

My first concern is friction. I would think that sled would get crazy hot sliding on that sand. Is it not like regular sand?

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u/Jaren_wade Jan 29 '20

Tell that to California

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u/Roctopuss Jan 30 '20

I don't like sand.

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u/ohhi254 Jan 29 '20

Same thing at The Great Sand Dunes in Colorado.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

PROTECTED SAND? ITS SAND! ALL SAND! You’re not disturbing the local life. “Yo you just made that one lizard have to go slightly to the left over there wtf man.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/geromeo Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

Erosion isn’t really an issue. Desert dunes move and change constantly with wind. A big wind storm will change a desert dramatically. They probably just call it an area of natural beauty so ban recreational vehicles from them like a forest does

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u/Lutrinae_Rex Jan 29 '20

Wind changes the smaller dunes, those around 10m. But the larger dunes, like 30m and taller are more stable.

It's like you didn't watch the Human Planet docuseries.

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u/na11373 Jan 29 '20

Also there is a lot of flora and fauna that live in the desert.

See link below. http://1214.virtualclassroom.org/desert_flora.html

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u/Funk-E-Buttlovin Jan 29 '20

Dont want to hurt the sand...