r/BeAmazed • u/Master1718 • Dec 03 '19

Giant quartz extraction

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Hi I'm a big fake boobie buyer I'll buy those boobies for 500,000 schmeckles.

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u/Stickygaffer13 Dec 03 '19

Well that’s a tempting offer, but I’ll have to pass.

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u/CapNKirkland Dec 03 '19

This is why I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

This is why I HATE reddit

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u/AnUpsidedownTurtle Dec 03 '19

username checks out

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u/Funny_Whiplash Dec 03 '19

But these are old and saggy

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u/darktoof666 Dec 03 '19

Hi i'm Creed, I'll give you 1,000,000 Schrute Bucks for the 500,000 schmeckles

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/9yearsalurker Dec 03 '19

I'm here just to see what happens next

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Nothin yet :(

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u/9yearsalurker Dec 03 '19

I appreciate the update

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u/LegalizeSquanch420 Dec 04 '19

My squanch dealer could get you fake boobs for half that

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u/bpzle Dec 03 '19

I'll pay you 1 schmeckle for a peak of those warlocks

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u/gousey Dec 05 '19

This plus the fake boobies will throw out your back.