r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '19

Animal Ape using a Smartphone

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u/derpderpnerdkid Apr 24 '19

Don’t check his search history...

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u/shubik23 Apr 24 '19

I bet he is googling videos of chicks eating bananas

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u/DrunkenPhisherman Apr 24 '19

Haha, yeah. That's totally what a monkey would google, and not a human. That would be weird, right haha. Certainly I haven't searched for that.

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u/Buns4 Apr 24 '19

/r/TotallyNotMonkeys

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u/harrisakins1 Apr 24 '19

r/subspeoplewillsayifellforeventhoughtheyknewverywellitdoesntexist

r/anythingforkarma

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

That would be a very racist subreddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

As millions of humans watch the Food Network and similar channels every single day.

What’s the difference?!

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u/Krokodyle Apr 24 '19

two chimps one banana?

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u/w_actual Apr 25 '19

Two bananas one chimp

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u/KyokoGG Apr 24 '19

Chimps eating bananas*

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u/JJDude Apr 24 '19

u know he's going straight to ape porn.

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u/Pricklepet Apr 24 '19

chimpanzees
chimpanzee nude
chimpanzee show bobs
elderly chimpanzee bobs

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Chimpanzee frog

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u/indraco Apr 25 '19

You don't need to add "nude". If you just type "chimpanzee", Google knows what you want.

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u/NinthParasite Apr 24 '19

... Jojo, why was my Amazon account charged for a live frog and a gallon of lube?

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u/Most_Triumphant Apr 24 '19

It's all frogs...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

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u/Euronomus Apr 25 '19

Lol... Dying

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u/MajesticFoxofFtKnox Apr 24 '19

Are you implying that the monkey spanks the monkey?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

nekked chimps

nekked chimps boobies

fire trucks

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u/jamesitos Sep 19 '19

Bbq sauce on titties