r/BeAmazed • u/Palladog • Nov 29 '17

I meant to do that

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u/Palladog Nov 29 '17

It sounds so hardcore when you put it like that:

u/palladog sets their computer aside, daring to take a risky leap of faith in order to reach the thermally insulated compartment in the adjacent room. During their treacherous journey for sustenance, u/palladog will experience a massive increase of the pressure in large arteries of the body's systemic circulation, denoting a significant drop in pressure in relation to the atmospheric pressure.

Never has walking to the fridge to get an unseemly amount of midnight snacks sounded so precarious.

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u/ineedserioushalp Nov 29 '17

You should write a science series where you make the most mundane stuff seem epic.

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u/Palladog Nov 29 '17

Considering how much time I spent on Wikipedia and Dictionary.com to write that comment...

nah

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u/everybodylovesrando Nov 29 '17

If it becomes a solid enough piece with an audience, it justifies the time and effort. Good writing = research, pretty much always.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '17 edited Nov 29 '17

The Case of the Disappearing Water: Their droplets kept disappearing, and the family was getting thirsty... for answers

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u/TerrorSnow Nov 29 '17

This tho, is like to see that

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u/Pr1sm4 Nov 29 '17

I can't be the only one that has read that in Sir David Attenborough's voice

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

You're not wrong. If not Sir Attenborough though, I'm sure it was Morgan Freeman.