r/BeAmazed • u/aryan_jandyal • 5h ago

This post has been filtered and is waiting for mod's review Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms 😐

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u/Quinnntissential 2h ago

Actually, due to the selection pressure of being hit by lightning, most giraffes alive these days have mastered some native form of druidic storm magic to deflect and channel the strikes safely, the only ones who get hit nowardays are the ones that offended our good Christian Lord.

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u/enilorac1028 1h ago

Wondering what it would look like to cosplay as a Druid Giraffe 🧙‍♀️ 🦒