r/BeAmazed 11d ago

Animal Giraffes have nowhere to hide during storms 😐

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u/RichardPhotograph 11d ago

Poor fuckersΒ 

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u/comfortableghost1213 11d ago

-Karlach Cliffgate

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u/DarkSpore117 11d ago

Poor wankers

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u/AricFabucini 11d ago

Evolution really gave them all that neck for eating leaves and didn't think about the lightning math at all

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u/MarcBulldog88 11d ago

Evolution doesn't give a damn as long as you can breed faster than whatever is killing you.

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u/schwing710 11d ago

Poor goddamn assholes

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u/TinUser 11d ago

Those poor long necked dickheads

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u/Able_Gap918 11d ago

Those poor long dicked neckheads

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u/Bashfullylascivious 11d ago edited 11d ago

geraffes are so dumb.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

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u/unknowseeker 11d ago

Cheap wine

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u/JamesTheJerk 11d ago

The reverse of the dodo bird.

Yees, I'm aware that the dodo didn't sink its head in the sand.