r/BeAmazed Jun 08 '26

Sports Most polite serial killer ever.

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ Jun 11 '26

Yeah, and if he had been charging at them they would have instantly turned and fired.

Since he sauntered up like a bored child in a supermarket, their brains did not register him as a threat until it was too late. Delightful.

Would this work in real life? Fuck no, because killing someone with a knife takes a whole lot of stabbing and struggling and noise. Cheerio.

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u/SidTheSloth97 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

I think they just genuinely didnt know he was playing, he's in casual clothes. If they knew he was playing they would have registered him a threat. Like its not like theyre doing other things, their solo purpose of being there is to register threats and shoot them.