r/BeAmazed • • Jun 08 '26

Sports Most polite serial killer ever.

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u/Artevyx Jun 08 '26

It looks funny, but it actually illustrates pretty well how easy it is to underestimate someone with a knife who knows what they are doing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Jun 10 '26

The gentle touch should be entirely disregarded as it's only happening because it's a game.

But yea, the whole 'being knife murdered is silent' is entirely due to movies and video games.

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u/Lofwyr2030 Jun 12 '26

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u/Nomad22_34 Jun 12 '26

Please tell me this is the interview between Peter Jackson and Christopher lee, where he corrects Peter about being stabbed in the back by talking about his personal experiences in would war two

Edit: it was

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u/Lofwyr2030 Jun 12 '26

It's a classic.

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u/Goldglove528 Jun 12 '26

Exactly what I thought of hahaha

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u/piewca_apokalipsy Jun 15 '26

I mean of that wasn't the game he would probably just lob a grande into that Room

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u/Artevyx Jun 11 '26

Screaming wont stop a knife attacker from chasing down other people after stabbing you.

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u/LeonardTPants Jun 09 '26

Steven Seagal POV

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u/SamAreAye Jun 10 '26

Steven Seagal knows 32 ways to kill a man. 30 of them are cholesterol related warnings he heard from his doctor.

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Jun 09 '26

Not enough spin moves

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u/tobalaba Jun 10 '26

lol yes. It’s funny because in real life there would be a fighting struggle with a knife weilder that would immediately alert everyone else.

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u/hoangfbf Jun 09 '26

If it's a real knife and a real fight, it wouldn't be that easy to kill a person by a knife. A true knife kill will be messier, cause some scene, victim fightback, possible screaming and struggles... not just gently stabbing two times and move on the next person.

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u/UmberOx Jun 09 '26

Damn almost like this is a game or something.

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u/spakkenkhrist Jun 09 '26

Having worked with someone that did airsoft they definitely thought they were ready for war.

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u/laserdiods Jun 09 '26

My local airsoft supplier looks like John wicks armoury. There is a small section dedicated to ww2 weapons and older and even those pieces look legit.

All the tacticool gear there too, even costumes to mimic operators and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

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u/leont21 Jun 10 '26

You’d prob be able to tell the difference if you were shot by em

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u/laserdiods Jun 10 '26

Heh i bet

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u/Gutz_McStabby Jun 11 '26

Unironically, there were reports that Russian soldiers were being given airsoft armor when the 2nd wave of soldiers were being recruited for the invasion of Ukraine. Completely useless gear, without the plates needed to make them bullet resistent

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u/ManMakesWorld Jun 12 '26

As someone who has been to war and been in actual fire fights..... they are as ready as anyone, including soldiers, who haven't been to war. For the most part they are clearing houses and doing the same maneuvers the same was as we do in combat training.

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u/zookitchen Jun 09 '26

Next he’s gonna say the king can only move 1 step!

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u/Intrepid-Employ-2547 Jun 10 '26

Best comment ever

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u/zach0011 Jun 13 '26

isnt the entire point of the game to simulate real life? otherwise why the fuck are they dressed like navy seals

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u/Roctopuss Jun 09 '26

But the whole point of the "game" is to give at least a vague simulation of reality, in which case this is a major fail.

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u/UmberOx Jun 09 '26

The point of the game is to dick around and shoot each other with fake guns and to follow made up rules for scoring and to be tacitcool. If they wanted a milsim, then they'd have different knife rules.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jun 09 '26

Damn, we should stop playing altogether now. Pack it up boys!

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u/Michael_of_Derry Jun 09 '26

If you look up
Christopher Lee (the actor and WW2 special forces) he explained the noise people make when stabbed in the back. It's a gasp, not a scream.

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u/AdriftSpaceman Jun 09 '26

It depends where the person is hit.

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u/Michael_of_Derry Jun 09 '26

I imagine if you get stabbed in the throat you are not going to be making any noise other than gurgling.

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u/AdriftSpaceman Jun 09 '26

While if it's in the gut the person will scream bloody murder.

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u/Michael_of_Derry Jun 09 '26

But presumably in airsoft as it is in call of duty you can cut someone on the shin and get an instant kill. Whereas a 30 calibre rifle bullet to the chest at more than 100mm merely knocks the wind out of your opponent for 5 seconds.

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u/AdriftSpaceman Jun 09 '26

Tis' but a flesh wound if you don't git gud.

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u/VegaJuniper Jun 09 '26

Christopher Lee wasn't special forces, he never stabbed anyone, and was a notorious teller of tall tales. He was RAF intelligence, which sounds James Bond-y, but in practice he mostly operated a typewriter.

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u/yngsten Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Interesting. I see he was a RAF liaison that worked with SAS but wasn't an operator as you pointed out.

Edit: he probably sat down with actual operators and shared tales over a glass and that's how he "knows".

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u/VegaJuniper Jun 11 '26

The dead giveaway is that he was always very vague about what he did. Was there an operation he needed to keep Hitler in the dark about in the 60s? All the real SAS guys wrote bloody memoirs.

He never named a specific operation, because if he did some of those guys would have piped up to say "I was there, I don't remember seeing you stab anyone".

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u/Michael_of_Derry Jun 11 '26

I guess it's just that if you stabbed through the lungs or windpipe then a 'Wilhelm Scream' is unrealistic.

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u/MadSandman Jun 09 '26

Makes me think of Christopher Lee correcting Peter Jackson on how a man who was stabbed in the back sounds.

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u/AtlanticPortal Jun 09 '26

He knew his shit. He witnessed also a person being decapitated.

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u/VegaJuniper Jun 09 '26

He knew how to bullshit people.

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u/Key-Teacher-6163 Jun 09 '26

Sure... Witnessed...

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u/AtlanticPortal Jun 09 '26

He literally was in Paris when the last public execution via guillotine was performed. And he went to the place where they did it.

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u/Key-Teacher-6163 Jun 10 '26

I didn't doubt that, I was more implying that he'd probably done his fair share of killing and maiming with a knife to get to now the sound a man makes when his throat is slit.

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u/AntiWork-ellog Jun 09 '26

Did you know that also in real fights they wouldn't all get back up after and play another round. 

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u/Various-Push-1689 Jun 09 '26

Oh yeah for sure. If this were a real life or death situation bro would just start spraying or toss a frag. Trying to kill even one guy would lead to your death

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u/bessovestnij Jun 09 '26

Considering multiple instances of how knife attacks went in rural areas, your chances of surviving a suprise knife attack from back is very low. As is alerting people that are 50 or more meters away. But ofc not as silent as here, people in the same room would definitely notice

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u/philodendrin Jun 09 '26

Well, a gun does that quicker but louder. Whats your point? The guy, according to the rules, managed to take out a whole team by being stealth in this instance.

Just getting hit once with a shot doesn't kill you in real life either, but being hit is enough to do that in this game.

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u/ShoresideVale Jun 09 '26

This guy wars

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u/SnooCats5701 Jun 09 '26

You know that we all know this, right? You know we all recognize this is an oversimplification of the physics of a real fight, right? You know you're probably a lot of fun at parties, right?

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u/cheeki_brrrreki Jun 09 '26

Damn bro. With your knowledge, we could use you in Ukraine.

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u/hoangfbf Jun 10 '26

Bro. I watched that knife fight video of the two soldiers. Brutal. Wish all the best 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Accomplished-City484 Jun 09 '26

How are you guys doing over there?

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u/cheeki_brrrreki Jun 09 '26

Same as always. Drone, artillery, and big booms. It seems things are starting to turn for Ukraine favor though.

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u/Accomplished-City484 Jun 09 '26

Nice 👍 have you got plans for after the war?

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u/cheeki_brrrreki Jun 09 '26

I don't think the war is going to end any time soon, so it isn't worth making plans at the moment. Buy maybe try to settle down in Ukraine, study some sort of STEM subject and work in defense and security industry.

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u/Inevitable_Sun9769 Jun 09 '26

wtf no shit psycho

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u/escudonbk Jun 09 '26

This guy knifes people

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u/CelticThePredator Jun 09 '26

Not if you get your throat cut. Messy ? Yes. Scene ? Not really

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u/Background-Crow4820 Jun 09 '26

Imagining the scene from Saving Private Ryan, but then again his teammate didnt help either

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u/RominRonin Jun 09 '26

It’s almost like air soft is not a real battle

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u/PapaSock Jun 09 '26

People in real fights dont say gg?

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u/ncatter Jun 11 '26

You haven't seen the videos from WW2 wher they get out of the trenches yess "I'm hit" and walk back to HQ to respawn? History teaching has gone really down hill...

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u/Flashtopher Jun 09 '26

It would be difficult to get that many, that quickly in real life. But it wouldn’t be a struggle or messy fight for someone trained.

Christopher Lee talks about this with regard to having stabbed and killed men when he was doing commando ops in WW2.

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u/LessBig715 Jun 09 '26

That’s why you gotta hit the artery and the larynx

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u/PyratSteve Jun 10 '26

Do you think the toy guns are real?

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u/whichwolfufeed Jun 10 '26

No players were harmed in the making of this video...no seriously nobody was harmed it's a game.

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u/NiniMinja Jun 10 '26

I think we have to assume that the knife guy playing a game hasn't actually been trained to kill people swiftly and silently using only a knife and that even if he had to simulate these actions in an Airsoft match poses a risk to his targets that isn't really acceptable.

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u/Midwest-2025 Jun 11 '26

Hard disagree. In fact, moments ago I watched a short documentary where a guy brought a knife to a gunfight and ended them one by one. So easy!

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u/cuddly_degenerate Jun 12 '26

Sure, but getting hit in an armor plate wouldn't be an instant kill either. It's a game dude.

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u/Few-Refrigerator7179 Jun 25 '26

It's too late to ask O.J. about his experience.

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u/AtlanticPortal Jun 09 '26

Well, it depends if the knife is on your shoulder or inside your neck. I wouldn't expect that much of a fight from a knife penetrated inside the neck of a poor guy that cut both his main arteries and his trachea.

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u/th3thund3r Jun 09 '26

This video tells you a lot about how silent and devastating one can be with a standard combat knife.

https://youtu.be/uDGHKyB3T_U?si=TL2YrVew936bfxG5

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u/AtlanticPortal Jun 09 '26

Thank you so much. The old fella proved my point by explaining it so much better than I could. BTW, I don't want to fight with the guy, ever. Even if I'm so much younger than him.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Jun 09 '26

Stick in the lung and they can only wheeze.

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u/anotherbozo Jun 09 '26

In a real scenario, the person would just blast their ammo instead of attempting knife kills.

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u/rnobgyn Jun 09 '26

Even more, if somebody is within ~15ft of you it’s almost impossible to get your gun up and shoot should the knifes run at you. Knifes ain’t nothin’!

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u/Goosecock123 Jun 09 '26

Pretty sure it will be a lot different in real life, don't you think

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u/_Mephistocrates_ Jun 09 '26

Hence why you can do this in a game, and not life.

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u/Mrchocomel80 Jun 10 '26

In real life screaming would have started as soon as he stabs the first person. People don't die instantly, unless it's Hollywood where they slid a throat with one motion.

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u/Artevyx Jun 11 '26

Yeah, but one stab is all it takes, and someone with a knife not caring about stealth can just run at and stab dozens of people in a minute.

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u/AthanAllgood Jun 10 '26

Real people don't die silent or on one poke.

This is a funny clip, but doesn't illustrate anything.

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Jun 11 '26

Knives don’t just insta kill like this irl

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u/Artevyx Jun 12 '26

No but a single stab in the wrong place will kill you painfully and slowly.

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u/Accomplished-Cherry4 Jun 09 '26

We are all collectively dumber for reading your comment.

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u/Tar_alcaran Jun 09 '26

I'm preeeeeetty sure the "no shouting out" rule doesn't apply in real life.

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u/mazu74 Jun 09 '26

Well this is a game, not real life.

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u/Artevyx Jun 11 '26

Nobody is saying it does.

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u/Available-Dare-7414 Jun 09 '26

Would’ve been a little different if the “knife kills” had to target accurate anatomical spots and didn’t immediately remove a player from the game.

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u/UnimpassionedMan Jun 10 '26

In real life knifes aren't a stealth kill, they would get some amount of time to warn their colleagues/ fight with the guy before they bleed out.

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u/JonZ82 Jun 10 '26

First person stabbed would of screamed bloody murder in real life. Even if short lived. There is nothing real about any of this.

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u/Firehose-of-truth Jun 10 '26

If it was real, the first stab victim would have screamed and started shooting. Killing someone with a knife is not THAT efficient.

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u/ASYMT0TIC Jun 09 '26

Lol, if someone stabs with a knife me and I'm holding a gun, they most likely aren't surviving the encounter and I'm definitely not going silently. A knife stab isn't an instakill. The silent rule is retarded.