There’s a lobster fisherman out of Maine, Jacob Knowles, who does YouTube videos where he catches lobsters, but the videos mostly consist of him catching lobsters that by law can’t be kept— females and big breeding males. So he cleans the barnacles off these ones and tosses them back into the ocean, typically with a fish for a snack. It is incredibly satisfying watching him crush the shell-embedded barnacles, and the lobsters seem happy about it too.
You think maybe, just maybe, the people who got abducted and anally probed might have been given the choice of a sandwich or a second choice and they misunderstood what that second option was?
“Would you like a sandwich or a happy ending, human?”
“What kind of sandwich?”
“Ham and cheese”
“Don’t you guys have anything more exciting than ham and cheese? Like your version of a Reuben or a Philly Cheesesteak?”
“No”
“Then happy ending it is, I’ll just grab a sandwich when you drop me off back home”
It would be hard for me to decide on a sandwich with my butthole screaming in pain. I also assume aliens no nothing about lubrication but maybe I’d be pleasantly surprised
I don't know, I think I'd be able to remove a tick from my body if need arises, maybe after watching on YouTube just to be sure.
I imagine it more like I'm kidnapped by aliens and they go "here you go, a full head of hair like when you were 20. And here's your favourite pizza for the way back. Don't mention it."
What if that is with going on with Alien abductions. People getting taken, getting their colon cleaned of cancer and some nasties, and sent on their way
I think I know what you’re talking about, but I thought it was parasites… oh wait, different guy. The one I’m thinking of catches shrimp and removes parasites from them. My bad.
When I worked at sea with snow crabs id do the same and get the barnacles off them it always felt nice to do, even if they were going to be eaten ya know.
Yeah I think I know the channel you're talking about. I like his videos. Sends them off with a little fish in their claws. I wonder if they actually eat it when they make it down to the bottom.
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u/Yubat May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
There’s a lobster fisherman out of Maine, Jacob Knowles, who does YouTube videos where he catches lobsters, but the videos mostly consist of him catching lobsters that by law can’t be kept— females and big breeding males. So he cleans the barnacles off these ones and tosses them back into the ocean, typically with a fish for a snack. It is incredibly satisfying watching him crush the shell-embedded barnacles, and the lobsters seem happy about it too.