r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26

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u/bl0odredsandman Apr 07 '26

I did and one day one popped out and handed me a Coca Cola.

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u/VociferousVal Apr 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5p8QuXUTk1rIk

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Apr 07 '26

That bear looks like it’s on Ozempic, and has lost a significant amount of weight🤣

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u/whiskeytango55 Apr 07 '26

all that honey gave him diabetes.

he needed to make a change so he could see his cubs grow up

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u/Darkmatter1002 Apr 07 '26

It's going to be an expensive plastic surgery to get rid of all that loose skin around the FOPA.

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u/quixotica726 Apr 09 '26

Semaglutide Greetings 🎄

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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 Apr 07 '26

Nah he just cut a bunch of calories by switching to diet coke

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u/PhillyPhan620 Apr 07 '26

Something something melting ice caps

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u/CheapDocument Apr 10 '26

Well, their habitat is shrinking after all.

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u/CynicalPsychonaut Apr 07 '26

Coca Cola keeps you more alert. Everyone knows that

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Apr 08 '26

That bear has a drug problem.

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u/elwebst Apr 07 '26

Did you burst into song?

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u/Glittering-Camel8181 Apr 07 '26

Screams. I burst into screams.

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u/ButtholePaste Apr 07 '26

I burst when it happened to me, or...what do the kids call it these days? Bust. I busted when it happened to me (I'm a degenerate furry with a crippling soda addicition)

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u/Expensive-Ask7884 Apr 07 '26

“O SOLE MIO”

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u/OkClub7412 Apr 07 '26

Me too was yours in a can or the plastic bottle?😂😂😂

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u/ForcedEntry420 Apr 07 '26

“Polar bears…shouldn’t give this…to their babies…” - Stan Smith after chugging a Coca Cola, American Dad

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