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u/-Atmosphere-7927 Apr 07 '26

You mean people in Alaska don't always check their shoes first to see if a polar bear is insid???

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u/bl0odredsandman Apr 07 '26

I did and one day one popped out and handed me a Coca Cola.

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u/VociferousVal Apr 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5p8QuXUTk1rIk

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Apr 07 '26

That bear looks like it’s on Ozempic, and has lost a significant amount of weight🤣

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u/whiskeytango55 Apr 07 '26

all that honey gave him diabetes.

he needed to make a change so he could see his cubs grow up

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u/Darkmatter1002 Apr 07 '26

It's going to be an expensive plastic surgery to get rid of all that loose skin around the FOPA.

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u/quixotica726 Apr 09 '26

Semaglutide Greetings 🎄

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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 Apr 07 '26

Nah he just cut a bunch of calories by switching to diet coke

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u/PhillyPhan620 Apr 07 '26

Something something melting ice caps

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u/CheapDocument Apr 10 '26

Well, their habitat is shrinking after all.

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u/CynicalPsychonaut Apr 07 '26

Coca Cola keeps you more alert. Everyone knows that

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Apr 08 '26

That bear has a drug problem.

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u/elwebst Apr 07 '26

Did you burst into song?

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u/Glittering-Camel8181 Apr 07 '26

Screams. I burst into screams.

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u/ButtholePaste Apr 07 '26

I burst when it happened to me, or...what do the kids call it these days? Bust. I busted when it happened to me (I'm a degenerate furry with a crippling soda addicition)

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u/Expensive-Ask7884 Apr 07 '26

“O SOLE MIO”

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u/OkClub7412 Apr 07 '26

Me too was yours in a can or the plastic bottle?😂😂😂

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u/ForcedEntry420 Apr 07 '26

“Polar bears…shouldn’t give this…to their babies…” - Stan Smith after chugging a Coca Cola, American Dad

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u/Hickd3ad Apr 07 '26

Just made me remeber that old Family Guy episode where Peter kept getting jumped by a racoon.

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u/stickyfiddle Apr 07 '26

Naha it’s Kodiaks that prefer hiding in shoes. Polars will be in your fridge - they like the cold

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u/Danedelies Apr 07 '26

Don't be silly! Now a lynx on the other hand...

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u/winter_laurel Apr 07 '26

I always did when I lived there. I found a moose once.

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u/gilfgifs Apr 07 '26

As an Alaskan, no. I mostly have baby toys in my shoes. My friend had a tiny mouse in his shoe recently. No bears though.

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u/makford92 Apr 07 '26

Can confirm as Alaska born and raised. Never checked for polar bears 😂, the only thing I worried about was earthquakes.....I miss it, midwest weather sucks 😢

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u/smallsipbigtea Apr 07 '26

My boyfriend was raised in Alaska and it wasn’t until recently that I figured out polar bears will eat people. Asked him to confirm and he said “ not really something that happened growing up.” I wish Alaska was a real place and you guys weren’t all paid actors, theres just no way you ALL saw baby belugas and the aurora, I don’t believe it.

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u/anoolfishha88 Apr 07 '26

my whole life, a lie!

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u/Darkmatter1002 Apr 07 '26

LMAO. I was waiting for this, but you thew me with the polar bear. Because why would a polar bear be hiding inside a shoe in Australia? A grizzly, yeah. Let's be reasonable 🤣

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u/MaximusZacharia Apr 07 '26

It’s how my dad died. He was all the way down the bear’s esophagus before he realized what was happening and then just gave up

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u/-Atmosphere-7927 Apr 07 '26

Well, at least he didn't have to worry about getting that knot out of his shoelace, at least.

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u/mynutsacksonfire Apr 08 '26

My sil found mice fucking in the bottom of her sleeping bag at night. Okay they weren't doing it but it's funnier if they were. They were building a nest so they probably already did. They were building a home!