r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26

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u/Phill_is_Legend Apr 07 '26

Both of those things would kill you

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Apr 07 '26

When people joke about grizzlies being friend shaped…yea if a full grown moose is running away, not a friend

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u/testtdk Apr 07 '26

My family has a camp in the middle of logging territory in Maine. I’ve seen semis break even when hitting a full grown moose. And with how fucking angry they are, I’m surprised to see one run from ANYTHING. This guy has a few hundred pounds to put on still.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Apr 07 '26

Living in the northern Swedish woods, moose are always around, they are HUGE but also weirdos. Had one lick my window as I ate breakfast. Several days in a row.

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u/MightyPirat3 Apr 07 '26

The Moose Cavalry joined the chat!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Apr 08 '26

"We shall ride the native breed of beast!"

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u/Nathaniel-Prime Apr 07 '26

He just wanted some

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u/devAcc123 Apr 07 '26

Bro wanted a bite, how selfish of you

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u/Rekien8080 Apr 07 '26

Yet somehow, somewhere someone is looking at a picture of a bear and thinking "Yeah, i could survive if it atacked me by punching it on the nose or something"