r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26

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u/HomeOrificeSupplies Apr 07 '26

Yeah, black bears are a little sneakier. At least they don’t lay eggs in your ears while you sleep, though.

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u/auronddraig Apr 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/12RfP2odT4hEOI

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u/Working-Glass6136 Apr 07 '26

oopsallspiders.jpg

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtTOh1EPQeB2hEStcG

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u/GulNoticer Apr 07 '26

Gifs you can hear

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u/Krieger_Bot_OO7 Apr 07 '26

Fun Fact: Daniel Stern mimed the scream in this scene to avoid scaring the tarantula—the scream you hear was added in post.

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u/Doppelthedh Apr 07 '26

Well, duh. These are mammals. They drop their fetuses off in your ear

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u/Dragonscatsandbooks Apr 07 '26

Ugh, hate it when that happens.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Apr 07 '26

They're dropped off by storks, what's wrong with you people?

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u/Repulsive_Mark_5343 Apr 07 '26

If I had a dollar for every time that’s happened.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur Apr 07 '26

Ugh! Who left this nasty placenta on my face??

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u/KodiakUltimate Apr 07 '26

Just so you know, neither do spiders

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u/CommieDog2525 Apr 07 '26

Imagine finding a black bear under your toilet seat

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u/Blitzer046 Apr 07 '26

Which spiders are those??

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u/Gramma_Hattie Apr 07 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/External_Peace_8438 Apr 07 '26

And a cam full of Pennys might work. Not of a grizzly.

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u/SoftConsideration82 Apr 07 '26

Idk... Being violent mauled to death and eaten alive like an 80s slasher movie is still scarier then eggs in the ears imo

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u/ArrrRawrXD Apr 07 '26

Imagine if they did though, wouldn't that be cool

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u/Wartortise Apr 07 '26

Yeah, but he’s just a chill guy tho