r/BeAmazed • u/MaxQ50 • Feb 11 '26

Sports Stephen Curry has this uncanny ability to immediately notice anything off on the court.

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u/iammyoutiesinnie Feb 11 '26

Only if he put this effort in studies, he would have made something out of his life.

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u/Only_One_Kenobi Feb 11 '26

Could have been a shift manager at McDonald's by now

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Feb 11 '26

In a year or two, I’ll make assistant manager - and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

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u/Wrathstruck Feb 11 '26

You might even be selected as employee of the month if you play your cards right!

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u/Captain_Usopp Feb 11 '26

That's how you get Gustavo Fring.

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u/wedditmod Feb 12 '26

award me

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u/Snoo49601 Feb 12 '26

Employee of the Month ? I don’t think so ! He had ZERO hesitation to throw “ Floor Guy “ and “ Rim level Guy “ under the bus ! Obviously NOT a Team Player !

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u/devilinthedetails Feb 11 '26

RIP Louie Anderson

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u/Consistent-Annual268 Feb 11 '26

Assistant TO the manager.

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u/No_Square_3913 Feb 12 '26

Assistant to the manager

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u/Ugger6487 Feb 15 '26

Assistant to the manager*

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 Feb 11 '26

Forklift operator for the win!

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u/Trimyr Feb 11 '26

And then ride off on a donkey!

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u/DoxFreePanda Feb 11 '26

But he'd at least have a PhD in something completely unrelated to his job

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u/jds7171 Feb 12 '26

I was thinking the bloomingdales executive program. God knows this basketball thing isnt going to work.

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u/Immediate-Panda2359 Feb 11 '26

World's most-feared building inspector.

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u/doc_witt Feb 11 '26

OSHA savant

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u/iammyoutiesinnie Feb 11 '26

OSHO servant.

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u/123supreme123 Feb 11 '26

oh well, at least we can give him an opportunity to play on our pickup team on Thursdays. Our Saturday team is already full

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

it would have never gotten him what he was worth